Be noble or a scumbag?

thereturn

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Two drunk skanks at our local bar dropped $20 on the ground, return it or punish them for being drunks? If returning it is off the table then what amount does it need to be before you feel bad?

And to answer the probable question, no there is no chance of fucking them, for one they are fugly and two I have a GF.
 

OccupyWackbag

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It's only twenty bucks just keep it.
 

OccupyWackbag

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Of course I'm assuming they were actually unpleasant women. If it's just that you're an ugly jealous asshole who's time they would never give you and that's why you call them skanks then grow up and give them the money. Actually just give it to them anyway.
 

mills

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And to answer the probable question, no there is no chance of fucking them, for one they are fugly and two I have a GF.
I fail to see how this takes away from fucking them. Actually, it sounds like the ideal situation to get your dick wet.

But it sounds like a pain in the ass too. Keep the 20, forget they exist.



And don't listen to owb. He's 12 and dickless.
 

Falldog

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Use it to tip the bartender.
 

thereturn

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LoL the GF came back and I told her and she refused to let me return it, it went to a noble cause after all, some douche played a lot of nickleback songs on the jukebox and it went to stop that.
 

thereturn

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I asked and she immediately said keep that shit we will buy shots with it.

She's good people.
 

Konstantin K

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I'll say. She could have averted an entire thread on wackbag if you'd just waited an hour and mentioned it to her first.
Oh don't act like any of us had anything better to do on a Friday night than post in his dumb thread.
 

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Losers wheepers; finders keepers. Every morally right thing most of us learned when we were 7.
 

thereturn

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I'll say. She could have averted an entire thread on wackbag if you'd just waited an hour and mentioned it to her first.
Well I'm assuming everyone is drinking and has nothing better to do
 

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20 dollars lasts like two years for a woman. Stingy gender.
 

mills

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Oh don't act like any of us had anything better to do on a Friday night than post in his dumb thread.
Well I'm assuming everyone is drinking and has nothing better to do
Good points all around. I'm focused right now on driving an axe into my brain, and the name of that axe is vodka red bull.
 

OccupyWackbag

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Am I the only sober person on this board on a regular basis?
 

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Probably. Not that it's a bad thing.

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