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Be noble or a scumbag?

Discussion in 'Off Topic Discussion' started by thereturn, Jan 27, 2012.

  1. thereturn

    thereturn Registered User

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    Two drunk skanks at our local bar dropped $20 on the ground, return it or punish them for being drunks? If returning it is off the table then what amount does it need to be before you feel bad?

    And to answer the probable question, no there is no chance of fucking them, for one they are fugly and two I have a GF.
     
  2. Ballbuster1

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    I'd pocket the money.

    Buy drinks for your G/f and laff.
     
  3. OccupyWackbag

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    It's only twenty bucks just keep it.
     
  4. Konstantin K

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    Keep it. No question.
     
  5. DR. Jimcy M.E.

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    They're women, they don't deserve money.
     
  6. OccupyWackbag

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    Of course I'm assuming they were actually unpleasant women. If it's just that you're an ugly jealous asshole who's time they would never give you and that's why you call them skanks then grow up and give them the money. Actually just give it to them anyway.
     
  7. mills

    mills I'll give em a state, a state of unconsciousness

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    I fail to see how this takes away from fucking them. Actually, it sounds like the ideal situation to get your dick wet.

    But it sounds like a pain in the ass too. Keep the 20, forget they exist.



    And don't listen to owb. He's 12 and dickless.
     
  8. Falldog

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    Use it to tip the bartender.
     
  9. thereturn

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    LoL the GF came back and I told her and she refused to let me return it, it went to a noble cause after all, some douche played a lot of nickleback songs on the jukebox and it went to stop that.
     
  10. mills

    mills I'll give em a state, a state of unconsciousness

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    Define "refused".


    Did you insist?
     
  11. thereturn

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    I asked and she immediately said keep that shit we will buy shots with it.

    She's good people.
     
  12. mills

    mills I'll give em a state, a state of unconsciousness

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    I'll say. She could have averted an entire thread on wackbag if you'd just waited an hour and mentioned it to her first.
     
  13. Konstantin K

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    Oh don't act like any of us had anything better to do on a Friday night than post in his dumb thread.
     
  14. Hudson

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    Losers wheepers; finders keepers. Every morally right thing most of us learned when we were 7.
     
  15. thereturn

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    Well I'm assuming everyone is drinking and has nothing better to do
     
  16. Jacuzzi Billy

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    20 dollars lasts like two years for a woman. Stingy gender.
     
  17. mills

    mills I'll give em a state, a state of unconsciousness

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    Good points all around. I'm focused right now on driving an axe into my brain, and the name of that axe is vodka red bull.
     
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    Just what i said.

    Sounds like a keeper.
     
  19. OccupyWackbag

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    I'm enjoying some broccoli and vegetable dip.
     
  20. Danesy

    Danesy Cute but psycho, it all evens out.

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    That sounds delicious.

    But I'm drinking, so what do I know?
     
  21. OccupyWackbag

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    Am I the only sober person on this board on a regular basis?
     
  22. Danesy

    Danesy Cute but psycho, it all evens out.

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    Probably. Not that it's a bad thing.

    Hey! It's Frideeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
     
  23. Konstantin K

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    Fixed.



    I'm usually sober.
     
  24. Danesy

    Danesy Cute but psycho, it all evens out.

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    He's right. Don't forget the stupid slit part.
     
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    No, but apparently you are among the gay ones.
     

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