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  1. f kane

    f kane Known Traffic Menace

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    Alexis Wineman is Miss Montana.

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    Alexis Wineman competes as Miss Montana during preliminary rounds of the 2013 Miss America
    Competion in Las Vegas. / Photo by B. Vartan Boyajian/MAO


    Saturday, when Miss Montana Alexis Wineman takes the stage, her story will be unlike any other.
    Alexis Wineman has always been different. And her story of succeeding in spite of her differences needs no embellishment.

    Wineman, 18, is the first Miss America contestant to be diagnosed with autism. According to the National Institutes of Health, autism is a neurodevelopment disorder whose hallmark feature is impaired social interaction. People who live with autism typically have difficulty making friends and find it hard to initiate or sustain a conversation. Those with more severe forms of the disorder may exhibit repetitious language and behavior patterns, a preoccupation with certain objects or subjects, and severe anxiety if forced to divert from specific rituals or routines.

    Despite living with a condition that compels many to withdraw from social interactions, Alexis Wineman is competing in a contest that demands an outgoing personality and unblinking exposure to public scrutiny.
    Though Wineman lives with a mild form of autism on the wide spectrum of the disorder, much of her childhood could be characterized as an ordeal of frustration and loneliness.

    “I felt so alone growing up, and I still do at times,” Wineman told a group of 300 people at conference in October put on by the Helena-based ChildWise Institute. “Something was wrong with me, and no one could tell me what it was.”

    By the time she was in the fifth grade, Wineman’s difficulties in school were becoming more apparent. Deadlines and timed math tests made it harder to fly under the radar or get by “as the cute one who was just a little slow.”

    Wineman’s parents took her to see a variety of specialists who misdiagnosed Wineman as having depression or some other neurological disorder. She was given antidepressants that made her tired, angry and forgetful. When she was 11, Wineman was properly diagnosed with Pervasive development disorder, including borderline Asperger’s syndrome — a high-functioning version of autism.

    http://www.greatfallstribune.com/article/20130111/NEWS01/301110037/?nclick_check=1
     
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  2. Lord Zero

    Lord Zero Viciously Silly

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    Long after autistic people have broken such barriers as becoming astrophysicists, doctors, musicians, and artists, we have finally broken the last barrier of winning beauty pageants. Huzzah!
    Depression isn't a neurological disorder.
     
  3. Myhairygrundle

    Myhairygrundle Screw you guys, I'm going home.

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    She's 18. I'd hit it.
     
  4. LiddyRules

    LiddyRules I'm Gonna Be The Bestest Pilot In The Whole Galaxy

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    When did Miss America start having a winter-wear competition?

    How can us normals understand what autism is like?!?!

    If only she were black.

    But good for her. It's not often you see qualities such as aloofness and coming across as a cunt in models.
     
  5. f kane

    f kane Known Traffic Menace

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    She's doing a Blair's-cousin-Geri style comedy for her talent presentation
     
  6. Ballbuster1

    Ballbuster1 In The Danger Zone...
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    Oh yes I would.
     
  7. Stormrider666

    Stormrider666 Hell is home.

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    Like the fist of an angry god. Or however that meme goes.
     
  8. Ballbuster1

    Ballbuster1 In The Danger Zone...
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    She can go Full Retard on my dick any day.
     
  9. gleet

    gleet What's black and white and red all over?

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    Fuck. I went to Missoula today. It was -21 here and by the time I got to Missoula, it was up to 6. If she was smart, she would be one of those hairy-legged Montana wimmens who don't shave for warmth.
     
  10. Don the Radio Guy

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    She thinks it's hard to associate with people now? Wait until she's not so hot that men trip over themselves to kiss her ass and "yes yes" every retarded thing that comes out of her stupid trap.
     
  11. Hog's Big Ben

    Hog's Big Ben Getting ass-***** in The Octagon, brother.
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    She says her R's funny, but holy shit she's hot.

     
  12. Hudson

    Hudson Supreme Champion!!!!!
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    They were probably wearing flip flops in Missoula.
     
  13. MayrMeninoCrash

    MayrMeninoCrash Liberal Psycopath

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    Actually she's 18 years, 4 months, 13 days, 6 hours, 42 minutes and 21 seconds old. And she's been modeling for 5 years, 3 months, 18 days, 2 hours, 14 minutes and 16 seconds
     
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    lajikal Registered User

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    I'd fuck her retarded. Looks like she doesn't have an ass based on that pic but everything else is bangin.
     
  15. Creasy Bear

    Creasy Bear gorgeousness and gorgeousity made flesh
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    She has trouble associating with people? Yeah... her and every other dizzy broad on the planet.
     
  16. Mags

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    Can't wait for her porn career.
     
  17. poppAwoody

    poppAwoody C colon enter

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    retarded people aren't allowed to consent to sex by law, so I'm thinking a porn career is not happening
     
  18. JonBenetRamsey

    JonBenetRamsey well shit the bed

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    i love her and her broken brain
     
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    Bluestreak This space intentionally left blank.

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    She's also deaf. That's why she says hew aws funny.
     
  20. GrammatonCleric

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    I think it speaks to how not shallow we are that despite her disabilities we'd still do her based on nothing else besides her attractiveness.

    Good on you Wackbag.
     
  21. MTJonny

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    Pretty sure the majority of people back home are at least slightly retarded. You can't willingly live somewhere that cold without some sort of brain deficiency.
     
  22. Mags

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    If that were true there would be no porn.
     

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