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Discussion in 'Current Events' started by BIV, Jul 13, 2011.

  1. BIV

    BIV I'm Biv Dick Black, the Over Poster.

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    She's fucking six.

    http://www.10news.com/entertainment/28533503/detail.html
     
  2. fletcher

    fletcher Darkness always says hello.
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    I wish I was fucking a six... oh, years old!

    Seriously though, all the parents putting their kids through this pageant shit should be locked up on child endangerment charges.
     
  3. Party Rooster

    Party Rooster Unleash The Beast

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    Six what?

    Has Shooter posted any of her vids yet? ;)

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  4. Creasy Bear

    Creasy Bear gorgeousness and gorgeousity made flesh
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    Mmmm... molestable.
     
  5. Ballbuster1

    Ballbuster1 In The Danger Zone...
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    So wrong.







    Yet so hot. ;)
     
  6. LiddyRules

    LiddyRules I'm Gonna Be The Bestest Pilot In The Whole Galaxy

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    I always wondered- is it a bigger honor winning the crown or being featured on TAT?
     
  7. d0uche_n0zzle

    d0uche_n0zzle **Negative_Creep**

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    Twelve long years until she is in Barely Legal.
     
  8. fletcher

    fletcher Darkness always says hello.
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    Or 8 years till she is ok in Shooter's book.
     
  9. Hoagie

    Hoagie I suggest you tread lightly
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    When she hits puberty and the looks hit the shitter she's gonna struggle.....really, really bad.
     
  10. fletcher

    fletcher Darkness always says hello.
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    I cant wait for the Toddlers and Tiaras follow up show when they all have acne and snaggle teeth.

    That statement may have just put me on some watch lists.
     
  11. Ballbuster1

    Ballbuster1 In The Danger Zone...
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    As long as she's giving BJ's or anal she'll be fine.
     
  12. MayrMeninoCrash

    MayrMeninoCrash Liberal Psycopath

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    Even knowing that horrible show exists is grounds to be put on some pedo watchlist.
     
  13. Psychopath

    Psychopath Plata O Plomo

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    Christ, that is disturbing
     
  14. Party Rooster

    Party Rooster Unleash The Beast

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    She's destined for a career in porn. First movie: Wood in the Garden of Eden
     
  15. JonBenetRamsey

    JonBenetRamsey well shit the bed

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    some uncle probably already ruined that for everyone
     
  16. Hate & Discontent

    Hate & Discontent Yo, homie. Is that my briefcase?

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    Lock it up...
     
  17. scales

    scales Registered User

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    So as a TAT viewer, Eden is the best trained monkey out there. She already has one book published. The last time Eden was featured on TAT she didn't win the biggest title, she was 2nd place over all. The grand prize in that pageant was a canopy bed. (she lost, hence why she is starting her own line of beds) She did hand out the grand supreme title prize money last night on TAT, $10,000.00, to a 21 year old... Lets just say all the baby mamma's were hurling insults all over the fucking place. I mean I guess I would be mad too if i just spent thousands of dollars spray tanning, eyebrow waxing, fake teeth, hair, makeup, and three outfits on my brat of a child I had to train and wrangle into the whole thing anyway... not to mention the entry fee and the cost of travel and hotel room... I'd be mad too if I didn't get reimbursed for displaying my snaggle tooth pig.
     
  18. scales

    scales Registered User

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    ...And on another note... TLC is fucking weird... they have the strangest ass shows ever. I'm just saying.
     
  19. Creasy Bear

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    That TAT show is so repugnant and morally reprehensible that I can barely bring myself to jerk off to it.
     
  20. Bud

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    That made me fucking howl. :haha7:
     
  21. Neon

    Neon ネオン
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    I feel bad for the guy who had to photoshop that picture on the left. Airbrushing a 6 year old. Yuch.
     
  22. lajikal

    lajikal Registered User

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    brought up on o&a or cool Internet videos a while back

     
  23. d0uche_n0zzle

    d0uche_n0zzle **Negative_Creep**

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    How is that not child abuse? "whaa"
     
  24. JonBenetRamsey

    JonBenetRamsey well shit the bed

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    because if it doesn't leave bruises or cum stains, it's not "real" abuse.
     
  25. LiddyRules

    LiddyRules I'm Gonna Be The Bestest Pilot In The Whole Galaxy

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    It will, but not immediately
     

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