Best Sandwich Meat?

ShooterMcGavin

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Salami. Hands down. Fuck all who disagree.
 

ShooterMcGavin

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Bologna is fucking awful.
 

Josh_R

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Salami rules, but a bologna, mustard, and mayonaise sandwich is fucking awesome. Fuck you if you don't like baloney.
 

ShooterMcGavin

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Salami rules, but a bologna, mustard, and mayonaise sandwich is fucking awesome. Fuck you if you don't like baloney.
Bologna is bland tasteless garbage. It is only useful as a snack sandwich when there is not another snack available.
 

Josh_R

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Bologna is bland tasteless garbage. It is only useful as a snack sandwich when there is not another snack available.
Bullshit, it's probably just because you eat it like a queer (one slice)
:action-sm

Stack that shit 1/2" thick and slap on some condiments and you got a man's sandwich.
 

whiskeyguy

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Does bacon count? I could eat BLTs for every meal.

Other than that, turkey. I get sick of salami pretty damn quick, but turkey (real or processed) is always delicious on a sandwich.
 
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Lobster roll from Kelly's... as they use mostly claw and knuckle meat.
 

JoeyDVDZ

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Give me ham and turkey with tons o' guldens. Done and done.
 

maz

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Beef balogna tastes much better than regular balogna

But any type of ham and salami are what I buy most often


Edit : Can't forget corned beef , but usually only when it's On Sale
 

d0uche_n0zzle

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Enjoy your future ass cancer with all that processed garbage.

(Except the lobster roll. That shit is just awesome.)
 

fletcher

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Salami rules, but a bologna, mustard, and mayonaise sandwich is fucking awesome. Fuck you if you don't like baloney.
This. Its even better if you can get one from a Jewish deli, but that might be a regional thing. Those heebs know how to make a sandwich.
 

JoeyDVDZ

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Gotta say, for a good cold cut, can't beat the christ killers. They know how to do meat.
 

Neckbeard

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I really like Lebanon bologna with some hot sauce on it and a spicier cheese. That and it is pretty cheap too, as far as deli meats go.

Just straight bologna is terrible. Garlic bologna or mortadella are a lot better and only cost just a little bit more. Don't be a cheap bitch and just get bologna.
 

Mother Shucker

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Used to be roast beast. But now, I think honey maple turkey (w/ swiss) is my favorite. Of course, an Italian special from a pork store or The White House in AC with the works is the shiz nit.
 

Ballbuster1

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The White House rules.

Haven't stopped in lately. Might have grab
one to take home when we go to see The
Antisocial Comedy show next month.
 

mills

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Bologna tastes like raw hot dog. Awful shit.
Exactly. It tastes like it has tiny shards of bone or glass in it. Worst meat ever.

Gotta say, for a good cold cut, can't beat the christ killers. They know how to do meat.
Pastrami and corned beef in a jewish deli = the shit. I go to NY deli websites and look at menus like it's porn.

Italian hoagies rock. Love anything you can put vinegar on, and the hot ham and gabbagool are perfect for it (but really it's the lettuce and onions that need to be vinegar-y).

Basic deli counter stuff: bloody rare roast beef

Gonna go eat my cheerios and blueberries. Woo hoo.