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Best Sandwich Meat?

Discussion in 'Wackbag's Mean Cusine' started by ShooterMcGavin, Dec 3, 2011.

  1. ShooterMcGavin

    ShooterMcGavin Go back to your shanties.

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    Salami. Hands down. Fuck all who disagree.
     
  2. Psychopath

    Psychopath Plata O Plomo

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    Bologna, you dirty cunt!!!!!!
     
  3. Fustercluck

    Fustercluck Registered User

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    bologna is the most horrendous poor person food ever invented.
     
  4. ShooterMcGavin

    ShooterMcGavin Go back to your shanties.

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    Bologna is fucking awful.
     
  5. Josh_R

    Josh_R Registered User

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    Salami rules, but a bologna, mustard, and mayonaise sandwich is fucking awesome. Fuck you if you don't like baloney.
     
  6. ShooterMcGavin

    ShooterMcGavin Go back to your shanties.

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    Bologna is bland tasteless garbage. It is only useful as a snack sandwich when there is not another snack available.
     
  7. Josh_R

    Josh_R Registered User

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    Bullshit, it's probably just because you eat it like a queer (one slice)
    :action-sm

    Stack that shit 1/2" thick and slap on some condiments and you got a man's sandwich.
     
  8. ShooterMcGavin

    ShooterMcGavin Go back to your shanties.

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    Sorry, but I'm sticking with this.
     
  9. whiskeyguy

    whiskeyguy PR representative for Drunk Whiskeyguy.

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    Does bacon count? I could eat BLTs for every meal.

    Other than that, turkey. I get sick of salami pretty damn quick, but turkey (real or processed) is always delicious on a sandwich.
     
  10. ruckstande

    ruckstande Posts mostly from the shitter.

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    Bologna tastes like raw hot dog. Awful shit.
     
  11. stevethrower

    stevethrower Got Sig?

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    Lobster roll from Kelly's... as they use mostly claw and knuckle meat.
     
  12. JoeyDVDZ

    JoeyDVDZ That's MR. MOJO, Motherfucker!

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    Give me ham and turkey with tons o' guldens. Done and done.
     
  13. maz

    maz TRueWDTer

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    Beef balogna tastes much better than regular balogna

    But any type of ham and salami are what I buy most often


    Edit : Can't forget corned beef , but usually only when it's On Sale
     
  14. d0uche_n0zzle

    d0uche_n0zzle **Negative_Creep**

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    Enjoy your future ass cancer with all that processed garbage.

    (Except the lobster roll. That shit is just awesome.)
     
  15. fletcher

    fletcher Darkness always says hello.
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    This. Its even better if you can get one from a Jewish deli, but that might be a regional thing. Those heebs know how to make a sandwich.
     
  16. JoeyDVDZ

    JoeyDVDZ That's MR. MOJO, Motherfucker!

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    Gotta say, for a good cold cut, can't beat the christ killers. They know how to do meat.
     
  17. MetalBender

    MetalBender I like fistables.

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  18. Neckbeard

    Neckbeard I'm Team Piggy!

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    I really like Lebanon bologna with some hot sauce on it and a spicier cheese. That and it is pretty cheap too, as far as deli meats go.

    Just straight bologna is terrible. Garlic bologna or mortadella are a lot better and only cost just a little bit more. Don't be a cheap bitch and just get bologna.
     
  19. Mother Shucker

    Mother Shucker I'm over here now.

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    Used to be roast beast. But now, I think honey maple turkey (w/ swiss) is my favorite. Of course, an Italian special from a pork store or The White House in AC with the works is the shiz nit.
     
  20. Mother Shucker

    Mother Shucker I'm over here now.

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    Speaking of the guinea meat special at the White House:

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  21. Ballbuster1

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    Loves me some hot pastrami.
     
  22. Ballbuster1

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    The White House rules.

    Haven't stopped in lately. Might have grab
    one to take home when we go to see The
    Antisocial Comedy show next month.
     
  23. mills

    mills I'll give em a state, a state of unconsciousness

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    Exactly. It tastes like it has tiny shards of bone or glass in it. Worst meat ever.

    Pastrami and corned beef in a jewish deli = the shit. I go to NY deli websites and look at menus like it's porn.

    Italian hoagies rock. Love anything you can put vinegar on, and the hot ham and gabbagool are perfect for it (but really it's the lettuce and onions that need to be vinegar-y).

    Basic deli counter stuff: bloody rare roast beef

    Gonna go eat my cheerios and blueberries. Woo hoo.
     
  24. weeniewawa

    weeniewawa it's a man, baby!!!

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    +1 for pastrami
     
  25. mascan42

    mascan42 Registered User

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    ftfy
     

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