Big Breasts Prove Model's Innocence

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Big breasts prove model's innocence

Thursday, March 6th 2008, 11:17 AM
Bikini model Serena Kozakura beat a tresspassing bust because of her bust size.

Bikini model Serena Kozakura beat a tresspassing bust because of her bust size.

A Japanese bikini model-turned-actress has been acquitted on trespass charges because a recreation of the alleged crime showed she couldn't possibly have fit through a hole because of her ample bust.

The model, who goes by her professional name of Serena Kozakura, had been sentenced to 14 months in prison for willful destruction of property after a Nov. 6 incident in which she allegedly kicked a hole the door and re-entered her boyfriend's apartment following an argument with another woman she had discovered there. The 38-year-old model had appealed the sentence to the Tokyo High Court.

But it appears that sometime, size DOES matter.

During the appeal hearing, the man and another witness both testified that Kozakura had kicked a hole in the door and then squeezed through to re-enter the apartment.

But the hole in the door measured 28.3 inches by 8.7 inches - and that was way too small for Kozakura to fit her famous 40 inch bust through.

"I lost work after being charged, but justice prevailed in the end," said a delighted Kozakura after the ruling. "I was always worried about being a bit fat, but this time I was glad."

"There are considerable doubts about the man's testimony," Presiding Judge Kunio Harada had said, according to Japanese reports.

In a country used to a more petite standard of beauty, Kozahura's build has helped her make a career as a bikini pinup after getting noticed on a television shopping program.

"It was definitely my breasts that won for me today," said Kozahura.
sometimes being fat is good :haha7:
 

dolemyte

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An asian with big tits? Thats a fine mix right there, id smash
 

Radioguy

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Eyes look like she may be a mongrel class of bikini model.
 
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If the bra fits, you must acquit!

A bra's gotta fit up against a person's skin, like a glove!
 

CougarHunter

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How can someone with cans like that be guilty of anything but hotness??