Biggest Battlefield 3 Troll Video

Voodoo Ben

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[video=youtube;PlLlUE0xmBU]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PlLlUE0xmBU[/video]

"I'LL FIND OUT WHERE YOU LIVE AND KILL YOU!!!!!!!!!!!"
 

fletcher

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What a dick. Thats hilarious.
 

Neon

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That's really funny. Is it considered bad form to do that? Seems fair enough to me. Check your fucking plane for explosives before jumping in, deek.
 

Nstain

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Yeah, you can't be in the opponents base without the game automatically killing you. So this guy is teamkilling his team.
 
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Consoles won't let you teamkill. Is there a hard core mode or something once you hit level 50?

That's really funny. Is it considered bad form to do that? Seems fair enough to me. Check your fucking plane for explosives before jumping in, deek.
He was doing it to his own team. In BF3 you spawn with your squad, and if one of your squad members is the dick, you're fucked.
 
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It's fine to use C4 on vehicles, though. I do that shit all the time and it really annoys the piss out of the guys in the vehicles.
 

Josh_R

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That's fucking great. Fuck that guy, but it is funny as hell.
 

Neon

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It's fine to use C4 on vehicles, though. I do that shit all the time and it really annoys the piss out of the guys in the vehicles.
Looks like the explosives are visible on the exterior of the vehicles, so it isn't an unfair advantage. Just do a visual sweep before climbing in (unless you put it somewhere hard to spot).
 
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You can't get to the vehicles before people are in them. If you try to get to the enemy base the game kills you. You just run up behind people like this:

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mikeybot

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I'm absolutely crying over here.

Wow, that makes me want to get the game just to do that to people.
 

Motor Head

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The second helicopter, the guy in that helicopter sounded like he was 12 years old and his balls hadn't quite descended yet. My wife watched this video and laughed her ass off. I turn into a retard when I play games like this and somebody is troll killing team members.
 

bill333

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LOL!!! This was the funniest shit, people losing their asses over it.

I have no idea how the game works. There has to be some code that he could do this, right? I mean, the game shouldn't allow a player to kill his own team member. Also, if you are killed, do you lose any special points or credits built up? How did they know it was their own player and not by the enemy and are they not able to see that he was running up and planting the C4 on the vehicle/craft?

Only funny because I'm not playing. I've watched this over and over
 

Motor Head

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Not sure about BF3, but MW3 had a hardcore mode where you could team kill. Now they use a ricochet in hardcore and if you shoot a team member the bullets ricochet back at you. On occasion I would get a death streak going, and I used the martyrdom option where I would drop a grenade right when I died. It would blow up and hopefully take out one of your enemy. In hardcore I had to go to a different death streak option because it would kill teammates.

I took out 5 enemy soldiers last night with one C4 charge, it was hilarious. They kept gang raiding the flag areas in Domination, so I set a charge of C4 at A, then wondered off and waiting to hear that we were losing flat A, and CLICK - BOOOM!