bin laden joke

wackadoo

E-A-G-L-E-S EAGLES
#1
so osamas dies and goes to heaven (we all know he really is going to hell) and he sees St Peter standing at the pearly gates.
"welcome to heaven osama" says St.Peter.
"i don't want to see you, i want to see allah"says osama.
"go right through the gates"

there he sees Jesus standing there.
"welcome to heaven my brother" says Jesus
"i don't want to see You,i want to see allah"
"just follow those stairs"says Jesus

there he sees God.Sitting on a golden throne,with a long flowing robe.
"welcom to heaven my son,how I have waited to see you!!" says the Lord.
"look",says osama,"like i told everybody else,i DO NOT want to see You,i want allah"
"Well allah is busy right now"says God."can I get something to drink while you wait?"
"a lemonade" says bin laden

"Yo allah.....2 lemonades"orders God! :D

[ 10-25-2001: Message edited by: wackadoo ]
 

SOS

Is alive.
Wackbag Staff
#2
That is very insulting to osam bin laden... NICE!!!

Too bad the Muslim's name for God is Allah.
 

wackadoo

E-A-G-L-E-S EAGLES
#3
yo SOS...
don't get too technical,it's a joke!you'll roooinit! ;) :D
 

DIRTY_HARRY

Registered User
#4
The Joke.
Osama gets shot in the head and starts heading to heaven. " Yes I get my 75 virgins now" he says to himself. he arives opens the door and yessssss their they are all 75 of them all 75 Stalker Patty's all for him.
The moral of this joke is be carfull what you pray for.

One More Joke.
Osama Bin Ladin talking to one of his men. "We have those stinking Americans just where we want them. The man he is talking to replies "Yes on all four sides of us and they bring great gifts to us, Bombs and bullets with our names on them. comon Bin says "I have to go rehump my camel".

Dont mind me I am making them up as I type em.

Now Allah get me my slippers.

[ 10-26-2001: Message edited by: DIRTY_HARRY ]
 

armymad

#14 poster in this mad world
#5
not bad not bad

[ 10-29-2001: Message edited by: armymad ]
 
#8
why did osama cross the road?

cause his dick was stuck in the chicken's ass

osama's dick is so small that he can masturbate with the hole in a ritz cracker
 

DIRTY_HARRY

Registered User
#9
I heard this. It is so stupid I have to tell it.
We caught Osama today, yep we bombed them with viagra and the little prick stood up. :cool:
 
#10
I heard a different story. Old Mutha Hubbard eats a lot of beans, puts some crazy glue in her asshole and goes to Afghanistan. Osama's dick gets stuck in there. Then Old Mutha Hubbard breaks the wind with Osama's prick in her ass. Osama blows up like a blimp and explodes. :D
 

FOFOLINA

Registered User
#11
This is what I want to know.
What the shit is up with the fucking Dice jokes..
I love the man but damn all these wannabe jokes of his is driving me out of my mind.
Sorry I had to vent about it.
 
#12
What Dice jokes? I don't know his material that well. Was my Osama joke a rip-off too?? :eek: I remember him saying something about using crazy glue on his prick to get a good b.j. And then the next day you go to work with the chick hanging from your dick. Then your friends ask you, hey Dice, did you have a nice weekend? Say hello, Sarah. Mmm-mm. :D The reason I know this joke is one of my ex-rommates was a huge Dice fan. Used to play his albums 24/7 and drive me nuts. :D
 

FOFOLINA

Registered User
#13
Well I don't know maybe the Old Mutha Hubbard got to me since dice made the nursery rhymes about it..eh oh well fuck it
 
#14
Originally posted by Jaguar Jay:
<STRONG>What Dice jokes? I don't know his material that well. Was my Osama joke a rip-off too?? :eek: I remember him saying something about using crazy glue on his prick to get a good b.j. And then the next day you go to work with the chick hanging from your dick. Then your friends ask you, hey Dice, did you have a nice weekend? Say hello, Sarah. Mmm-mm. :D The reason I know this joke is one of my ex-rommates was a huge Dice fan. Used to play his albums 24/7 and drive me nuts. :D</STRONG>
we all know you are Busta Movie/Max, plus what ever other name you used to have. You were Banned here 3 times why? because all you talk about is Dice, Take a look at the name of this Message Board..... It's an OPIE & ANTHONY message Board. If you talk about Dice again, Im banning you again. why not go to Usenet, to alt.fan.diceman and talk about him there? or join a Dice message board if there is one? Dont plug your sites here, The post will be deleted.

did you notice I had to get rid of my sig pic? You made me sick of Dice.

[ 11-11-2001: Message edited by: Stingray ]
 
#16
this girl thinks shes fooling people signing up with different names after she gets banned, even signing up with 2 screennames and fighting with herself!

what she fails to realize is that her IP gives her away just like a phone number... I even see that she is currently posting from Nevada instead of her usual san francisco. just chill out Jauguar Jay
 
#17
WHAT GIRL? What the hell is going on here? I just joined a couple of days ago. I never lived in San Francisco. I was born and raised in Vegas. My whole family lives here. Who the fuck is busta move anyway? some black rapper dude? WHAT THE FUCK?!? Can someone explain this to me??? :mad:

I've only posted one joke about bin Laden and ONLY BECAUSE everyone was making jokes. Shit, man. I ain't posting jokes no more... :eek: I ain't no Dice fan. He's stupid, talentless and not funny. I didn't even like him when he WAS funny... How many light years ago was that. He's in town now and Norton is opening for him. I'd go see Norton but no, he's just an opening act... :( I won't go see Dice if they paid me! Shit... :mad:
 
#19
Originally posted by Jaguar Jay:
<STRONG>WHAT GIRL? What the hell is going on here? I just joined a couple of days ago. I never lived in San Francisco. I was born and raised in Vegas. My whole family lives here. Who the fuck is busta move anyway? some black rapper dude? WHAT THE FUCK?!? Can someone explain this to me??? :mad:

I've only posted one joke about bin Laden and ONLY BECAUSE everyone was making jokes. Shit, man. I ain't posting jokes no more... :eek: I ain't no Dice fan. He's stupid, talentless and not funny. I didn't even like him when he WAS funny... How many light years ago was that. He's in town now and Norton is opening for him. I'd go see Norton but no, he's just an opening act... :( I won't go see Dice if they paid me! Shit... :mad:</STRONG>
I said this in another post and I'll say it here to:

cut the shit bustamovie, because I'll ban your whole IP block then you can never sign up again... that includes your dialup and your AOL account

If you lie again and say your not who you say you are, You are Banned ASAP... maybe you dont understand how an IP address works, It basically is your online fingerprint. If you even think of denying you are bustamovie/Max your banned again.
 
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