So hey. There's that video floating around. Maybe you've heard of this guy. The unofficial king of all savage terrorist shitheads has spoken. And here is a transcript of his speech. Reading through his remarks, I'm a bit stunned. This is the closest I'm going to go towards providing this savage animal a compliment, but here goes: Osama is so disturbingly good at pandering to the nutroots here, he might as well be running for the Democrat party nomination. Or, at least, be John Edwards running mate. (Before you BITCH, no, I'm not trying to claim Osama would fit right in with *normal* Democrats. But he would fit right in with the nutroots. Because, I mean, this has got it all. Criticizing America for going into Iraq: check. Talking about starving Africans: check. Some talking points on global warming: check (he's apparently a very eco-conscious terrorist shithead). Praise of Chomsky: well, no surprise there, what with him being a virulent anti-Semite (wait, which piece of shit am I talking about when I say that? Usama? Chomsky? The answer is: yes). I swear, all he needs to do is issue another video talking about his bitchin' new universal health care plan for when the Great Satan is under sharia law, and I can see the Kos kids / Huffpos wing of the Democrat party lining up to embrace dhimmihood. (Heh. As if they aren't already halfway there.) Actually.....no, I take that back. Given how he doesn't seem to be hard ENOUGH on global warming, and he is promising tax cuts (OMGPROOFOFANALLIANCEWITHMCBUSHILTERHALIBURTON!!!!11), Osama might actually be LESS extreme than some of the nutroots I've seen out there.