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Discussion in 'Science, Math, History and Language Studies' started by stevethrower, Aug 14, 2011.

  1. stevethrower

    stevethrower Got Sig?

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  2. Mags

    Mags Edgelord
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    Ass-pertame.
     
  3. Reaper G

    Reaper G POW# 126

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    Insert celebrity-you-can't-stand joke here.
     
  4. gleet

    gleet What's black and white and red all over?

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    Now after the tummy tuck and hair plugs and face lift, the ghey can get fitted for a new tighter waterproof seal before the big wedding day.
     
  5. Dikbag

    Dikbag Registered User

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    so if I live to be 80-90 there's a good chance I could be having a new asshole installed? AWESOME!
     
  6. BeersOnTheBoat

    BeersOnTheBoat Ex-New Yorker (Thank God!)

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    My old man was right, they're building better assholes everyday.
     
  7. ShooterMcGavin

    ShooterMcGavin Go back to your shanties.

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    Where can you buy one? Ted's Asshole Emporium?
     
  8. Jambi

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    Gentlemen, we can rebuild him. We have the technology. We have the capability to build the world's first bionic asshole. Kirk Strong will be that asshole. Better than he was before. Better, stronger, faster.
     
  9. d0uche_n0zzle

    d0uche_n0zzle **Negative_Creep**

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    Sounds like the fruits can continue assfucking into their 30's and beyond.
     
  10. fletcher

    fletcher Darkness always says hello.
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    Has anyone let Atlantahardcore about this yet??
     
  11. LiddyRules

    LiddyRules I'm Gonna Be The Bestest Pilot In The Whole Galaxy

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    The Six Million Dollar Douche?
     
  12. ShooterMcGavin

    ShooterMcGavin Go back to your shanties.

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    They worked normally when implanted in mice?

    I don't want a mouse sized asshole. You know how painful those shits would be?
     
  13. Jambi

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    What about your tiny-dicked lover? It's not all about YOU!
     
  14. Ballbuster1

    Ballbuster1 In The Danger Zone...
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    I'm surrounded by Assholes!

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  15. Jambi

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    The rally cry of all wackbaggers!
     
  16. JonBenetRamsey

    JonBenetRamsey well shit the bed

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    science really does think of everything
     
  17. stevethrower

    stevethrower Got Sig?

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    Still no cure for cancer...
     
  18. gleet

    gleet What's black and white and red all over?

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    So, grandson, what are you working on since you graduated from that fancy college?
     
  19. ShooterMcGavin

    ShooterMcGavin Go back to your shanties.

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    I make assholes for compulsive shitters.
     

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