Bird craps in reporters mouth

Simby19

I want to have L'il Jimmy's babies
Aug 10, 2006
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Another shit thread from Simby!? Holy crap this reminded me of a doozy of a story involving my friend in the front seat of a car being shit on by a bird THROUGH an open window WHILE the car was moving into her EAR. I don't think I've ever laughed that hard in my life. All I saw was white goo in her ear from the backseat.


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Dopie Opie

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Oct 22, 2004
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That was great. When I was like in 4th or 5th grade I was walking back to school after lunch with a bag of cheese doodles and a bird shit right in the bag.

I was hungry so I ate around it.

I shit you not.
 

Cunt Smasher

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Aug 26, 2005
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I dunno...looks a little iffy to me.
 
Dec 25, 2005
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Guys a moron.

Hey the birds are shitting! Lemme look up with my mouth open!

Mom must be proud.