Black friday shopping prank

fletcher

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If someone tried to pull that stunt in my neck of the woods the Target employee would just walk away after the first item.
 

Hog's Big Ben

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Those two fags are the only ones who think this is funny.
 

Chino Kapone

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And not a single smirk was given.
 

LiddyRules

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I made it to 1:45 then I got fatigued. Then I skipped through to see if there was anything else other than them reading unfunny stuff off unfunny lists and the depression overwhelmed me.

And those guys don't know how to commit to a bit. "Disposal slacks." "No." "Okay, rose-scented washing detergent."

I wish I knew the amount of substances I must be on to find "Mormon disco ball" funny. I would be a much better person.
 

LiddyRules

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I have to wonder if the OP thought this was funny, or just wanted to post it so we can hate something.
 

fletcher

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And those guys don't know how to commit to a bit. "Disposal slacks." "No." "Okay, rose-scented washing detergent."

I wish I knew the amount of substances I must be on to find "Mormon disco ball" funny. I would be a much better person.
You just dont get it. A toddler sized shark cage?? That's hilarious because what would a toddler need a shark cage for?!?! Bahahaha
 

LiddyRules

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I've been pondering ways to make this funny since I've seen the bit. The best I can come up with is hissy fits, genuine sadness complete with pleading, and something to do with ****. Or, if I was one of the guys, write a list of typical things that a store would most likely have like socks, t-shirts, etc.
 

MACHINE1376

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I laughed my ass off. This was my revenge for every time I have asked a legitimate question for an employee and none of the stupid fucks knew a damn thing.