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Blonde Walks into Airplane Propeller

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  1. Jambi

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    http://www.foxnews.com/entertainmen...-recovery-after-walking-into-plane-propeller/

     
  2. Hate & Discontent

    Hate & Discontent Yo, homie. Is that my briefcase?

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    Just read the story to my girlfriend, and she said "Obviously she already had damage to her head if she walked into the propeller."

    I love my girlfriend.

    Dumb broad in the story is a dumb broad.
     
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    You never want to hear "fashion model" and "severe facial injuries" in the same sentence.
     
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    "Dingbat"
     
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    I've never been close enough to a propeller but I would think that between the sound and wind I would have enough of an idea to know if I was that close to it
     
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    3/4 tard
     
  9. Party Rooster

    Party Rooster Unleash The Beast

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    She should have shrugged.
     
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    "She'll give you the shirt off of her back"

    Yeah.. At 150 knots


    I like how the dad is fawning over her belief in the "lord" and gives the invisible sky person who made this happen more credit than the surgeons who are performing near-miracles to keep the dumb princess alive.

    Praying for her brain to re-heal to an intelligence level slightly less than that of a jellyfish and for her right eye's vision to be restored is apparently more effective than having a neurosurgeon and opthomologist do their thing.
     
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    To be fair apparently she lives like 5 miles from me and graduated HS like 10 miles from where I did.

    Though our friends in common are the usual "party Dallas" suspects, with the exception of Clonie Gowen.
     
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    i have no sympathy, want to bet her cellphone got fucked up also when the prop slashed through it taking off her ear
     
  15. Hate & Discontent

    Hate & Discontent Yo, homie. Is that my briefcase?

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    Oh, you do. Not to mention how fucking loud aircraft engines are. Even if they had killed the engine, that prop is still spinning with a lot of force, and it still moves a lot of air.
     
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    Not mutual.
     
  17. Party Rooster

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    You always see people ducking while they climb into a helicopter, and those blades are spinning several feet above their heads. Think I'd rather get sucked through a jet engine than what happened to this chick. This guy lived and didn't lose any limbs...

    [video=youtube;L_gpPbpONK4]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L_gpPbpONK4[/video]
     
  18. Hate & Discontent

    Hate & Discontent Yo, homie. Is that my briefcase?

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    I feel more sorry for the ground crew that had to deal with the aftermath than the chick. I've seen the end result of a bird strike first hand (from the perspective of maintenance crew, no less), and that was a giant pain in the dick - not from actual damage, but all the checks to make sure there WAS no damage. The bird struck close to the fuselage on the top, leading edge of the right wing, and only barely missed the prop. Had to check the prop, engine cowlings, de-icing system, and wing surface for damage, then wash down that part of the plane and re-wax it.

    Stupid fucking bird. Stupid fucking blonde.
     
  19. Party Rooster

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    It OWNS her!!!

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    She can always get into the entertainment business.

    Maybe do some prop comedy.


    ZING
     
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    How the FUCK do you do this? I understand if it's the forties and you are in WWII directing planes on a runway, but how the fuck do you not hear the prop sound? How can someone be that oblivious to their surroundings?
     
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    She'll be great as a fucked up looking zombie on Walking Dead next year.
     
  24. ShooterMcGavin

    ShooterMcGavin Go back to your shanties.

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    tss what is he a crippled ghost or sumptin tsss
     
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    It's her fault for picking a fight with Harrison Ford.
     

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