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ShooterMcGavin

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I play poker every week with some buddies of mine, and occasionally we will get bored with it and break out something like Risk, Axis & Allies, Monopoly, or some other board game that ultimately ends in a fight :D

Anyone else enjoy playing board games? I'm a big fan of the Axis & Allies, and Diplomacy is a pretty fun game too if you like having an excuse to backstab your friends. I've heard good things about "Napoleon's Art of War," but unfortunately it is only two-player.
 
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Risk & Monopoly are fun. Never finished a game though - some asshole always flips the board.

Stratego is fun as well.
 

ShooterMcGavin

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Risk & Monopoly are fun. Never finished a game though - some asshole always flips the board.

Stratego is fun as well.
Monopoly ruins friendships. Risk can suck since people will make alliances, which you really shouldn't do because it's always just a self serving thing to keep someone off your back while you venture into other territories.

I've never played Stratego, I've heard good things. I should also mention Settlers of Catan--GREAT game, but they want to fuck you out of your money if you want to buy expansions for it.
 
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Monopoly ruins friendships. Risk can suck since people will make alliances, which you really shouldn't do because it's always just a self serving thing to keep someone off your back while you venture into other territories.

I've never played Stratego, I've heard good things. I should also mention Settlers of Catan--GREAT game, but they want to fuck you out of your money if you want to buy expansions for it.
My friends and I always incorporated drinking into these games as well. Whenever someone rolled doubles - everyone drinks, takes a property - you have to drink, lands on a property & pays - both drink, if they land of free parking - everyone takes a shot, someone makes it past go - they drink, etc.

For Risk - It was every time someone lost a singular unit.

That probably has to do a lot with the reason why I've never finished a game.
 

THE FEZ MAN

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are you half a fag?
 

LiddyRules

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I'm a fan of board games too, though it's often difficult to find people to play. Risk is fun but it takes so long to set up. Monopoly is fun at first but very quickly devolves into annoying repetitiveness. Scrabble is cool.

I also think that board games requiring DVDs are bullshit. I also saw a commercial for a Monopoly game that uses calculators instead of cash. Sad, sad times we live in.
 

Shootr

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(Uncle Paul voice...)


Candyland is one of my favorites, as long as you have the right players...
 

LiddyRules

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(Uncle Paul voice...)


Candyland is one of my favorites, as long as you have the right players...
Like a black drug kingpin and a ridiculously hot chick with cum-shooting tit cannons.
 
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I also saw a commercial for a Monopoly game that uses calculators instead of cash. Sad, sad times we live in.
One of the best parts is being robbing the bank when no one is looking.

Life is also a fun board game.
 

ShooterMcGavin

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I also think that board games requiring DVDs are bullshit. I also saw a commercial for a Monopoly game that uses calculators instead of cash. Sad, sad times we live in.
The only game that is fun with DVD is "Scene It." It's a corny and awful game but a guitly pleasure of mine.

I got the Monopoly that uses the credit cards and quickly returned to the original game. The credit card system is meant to be a more convenient way to bank, but in reality it gets annoying passing the stupid machine around every 5 seconds. I will admit the game goes a little quicker though.
 

LiddyRules

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Do you guys consider chess a board game? Chess is another one that's hard to get people to play because if you ask people to play, they generally assume you're better than you actually are and if they say yes, they're generally better than you actually are.

I haven't played Stratego in ages. That was fun though.
 
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Yeah, Chess is a classic board game. Same with checkers.

I'm pretty good at Chess. I haven't played in years though.
 

ShooterMcGavin

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I do need to start playing chess again. Used to play it all the time with my dad. I kick ass at checkers, and I don't leave my chips in the back spaces the whole game like a douche either.
 

kloraferm

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I haven't played a board game in quite some time. Socializing is a luxury I, unfortunately haven't had much of lately. I think one of the last games I played with friends was "quarters" (most people here probably know what that is), and that's not exactly a thinking man's game. Actually, I think the only games I've played recently have been digital.
 

JMCC

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I like board games too, some of my favorites are Monopoly, Chess, Checkers and Scrabble. Is hard to find people to play with, but those rare times that it happens I'm all over it.

Speaking of Scrabble, I haven't play it in years, but I do play Literati on Yahoo to kill time.
 

shimrra

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Speaking of Scrabble, I haven't play it in years, but I do play Literati on Yahoo to kill time.
If you have an iphone or ipad there is a free app called Words With Friends which is exactly like Scrabble and you can select random player and you can take your time playing the game. http://appshopper.com/games/words-with-friends-free


They also have Chess With Friends, but I have not tried that out yet. http://appshopper.com/games/chess-with-friends
As for regular board games I would have to go with Monopoly, Battleship and Chess. Has anyone successfully played a game of Clue?
 

Chino Kapone

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Balderdash is the shit.
 

George Costanza

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Stratego is awesome, haven't played it in years. Risk is really fun and reminds me of Nobunagas Ambition on the nes.
One game I think it was called crossbows and catapults? Involved building a fortress then using rubber band powered siege weapons to beat your opponent. Used to play it with my little brother, it was a different take on the traditional board game.
 

doomvulture

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Risk or Aggravation for the biggest family fun night fights ever.
 

CousinDave

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The only way I get to play 'board games' is on the computer / video game counsel.

I found a Java version of Acquire, but I'd be more than happy to buy it on Xbox Live if it ever became available.

Other games I'd like to see computer versions: Zombies & Munchkin.

Monopoly is better as a video game because people can't cheat.
 

LiddyRules

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I want to add, I don't think I've ever won a Monopoly game in my life. Every other board game I have at least a few wins. Even poker I'm not a complete ass at (although my losses far outweighs the wins). But the gods of Monopoly never shine favorably on me.

My favorite thing about Monopoly? The arbitrary Free Parking rules.
 

Chino Kapone

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Monopoly w as banned by my mom when she threw the board in face when I was 11 years old. So my dad ot this wise idea to buy her one for Christmas this year thinking she may want to play again. You use a credit card these days instead of the fake monies. My mom just gave him the death look. He convinces her to play one game. It was like she was having a root canal without and meds. She was ready to trash the board halfway into the game. Monopoly is banned in my family.