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Body Stolen From Detroit Cemetery, 2 Men Arrested

Discussion in 'Current Events' started by stevethrower, Jan 16, 2013.

  1. stevethrower

    stevethrower Got Sig?

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    Apparently its cold in the D...
     
  2. OilyJillFart

    OilyJillFart Well-Lubed Member

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    I was going to go with 'family fight' before I saw 'religious nutcase' in the story.

    I once worked for a guy that switched his fathers ashes for fireplace sweepings during a wake so he could have what he deemed a proper funeral rather than what the family of the new broad had planned.
    I don't imagine it would be all that uncommon.
     
  3. Myhairygrundle

    Myhairygrundle Screw you guys, I'm going home.

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    Resurrection is highly unlikely once all your fluuuuuids are drained, your organs pickled, and a cork placed in your butt hole.

    What a moron. I bet he just wanted to steal the gold fillings from his mouf.
     
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  4. stevethrower

    stevethrower Got Sig?

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    Well at least it wasn't during the summer...
     

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