Look I don't want to sound pussy whipped. But I really can't live with the fact Tammy is beating Bonnie in the contest. I have no where else to turn for help. So what I'm saying is get me back to first. Thanks Vos
Well, post her tits and perhaps we can work out an arrangement. Vote Bonnie too! http://comedians.comedycentral.com/standup-showdown/browse/l-q
"whaa""whaa""whaa" Umm...Vos, I love you to death, but-- 1. What's this contest? 2. Who the fuck is Tammy?
Something tells me Vos will have to change his act... "It's been 10 minutes since I've had a drink or drug in my body..."
1) http://comedians.comedycentral.com/standup-showdown 2) She has more votes than Bonnie. Vos, What I don't understand is if you can't live with Tammy beating Bonnie, why do you want us to try to put you in first?
How the fuck did that hack get to number 6? Shes fucking awful. "I'm Italian" ARE YAH? Got a few yuck yucks about that, BUT FROM A FEMALE PERSPECTIVE?! Get ovarian cancer you cunt.
ok heres the deal remember when in tropic thunder the topic was full retard? you went full retard. The thread said Bonnies Tits , the mother of your children. fuck you vos. oh wait I clicked on it.
Anytime someone starts a sentence with "I don't want to sound (whatever), but", it means that's exactly what you are.
Instead of voting for Bonnie, I say we fill up this poor sap's website with fake profiles. http://www.52weekstofindhim.com/
Ya know what's funnier than Bonnie? The fact that unfunny Dane Cook and a very very dead Mitch Hedberg has more votes. See what marrying that dufus Vos did to you Bonnie?
:ranton: I FUUUUUUKING HAAAAAATE jeff dunham. haha I got puppets, that make up for my shitty talent. His stand up is like, waving an Elmo in a nursery.:rantoff:
Come on Vos post Bonnies tits for votes. I mean the neighbor, mailman, gas man, paperboy, girl scouts, garbage men, the guys backstage while you're on and who ever she's with when she doesn't answer her phone have all seen them....why not the rest of us?