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Boy Asks Girl to Prom with 1500 Balloons.

Discussion in 'Current Events' started by ShooterMcGavin, Jun 9, 2012.

  1. ShooterMcGavin

    ShooterMcGavin Go back to your shanties.

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    http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-504784_...s-girl-to-high-school-prom-with-1500-balloons

    Yup this is news.

    You think he got laid?
     
  2. the Streif

    the Streif ¡¡¡¡sıʞunɹɹɹɹɹɹɹℲ
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    Nope.
     
  3. d0uche_n0zzle

    d0uche_n0zzle **Negative_Creep**

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    He probably got the herpes from that slut.
     
  4. The Godfather

    The Godfather Spark it up for The Godfather and say!!!!!

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    99 Douche Balloons?
     
  5. Party Rooster

    Party Rooster Unleash The Beast

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    I'll bet he got the balloon knot.
     
  6. Don the Radio Guy

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    Don't blame the girl. He's the one that's a Ho.
     
  7. MTJonny

    MTJonny All my posts come with a free smile
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  8. JonBenetRamsey

    JonBenetRamsey well shit the bed

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    he should have used 1500 dead rats to ask her to prom
     
  9. Ballbuster1

    Ballbuster1 In The Danger Zone...
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    Yeah but then the relatives would be starvin...
     
  10. ShooterMcGavin

    ShooterMcGavin Go back to your shanties.

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    [​IMG]
     
  11. jimmyslostchin

    jimmyslostchin Malarkey is slang for bullshit isn't it?

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    Yeah but did he buy her a coat?
     
  12. poppAwoody

    poppAwoody C colon enter

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    dumb and he carried her up there like an imp, wtf?
     
  13. blazin

    blazin Registered User

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    I put less effort forth when I proposed to my girlfriend, much less.

    Dude's a beta who probably gets pussywhipped without getting pussy.
     
  14. Don the Radio Guy

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    Betas probably steal pussy from this sissy.
     
  15. The Godfather

    The Godfather Spark it up for The Godfather and say!!!!!

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    yeah, that nigga's a gamma, or even an epsilon!
     
  16. Reaper G

    Reaper G POW# 126

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    He didn't fly her to South America in his house with all those balloons?
     
  17. lajikal

    lajikal Registered User

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    Hey look, someone trapped air in this condom and its floating. Wowww, can i haz some for prom, birthday, wedding, graduation, sales event, whatever its called when a baby is shitted out the vag.
     
  18. fletcher

    fletcher Darkness always says hello.
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    Could be worse, he could have been a Lambda.

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  19. ShooterMcGavin

    ShooterMcGavin Go back to your shanties.

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    Fletcher I just noticed the Kirk quote in your sig and nearly had hot bbq sauce come out my nose.
     

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