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Boy Dies After Tombstone Falls on Him in Utah

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  1. Lord Zero

    Lord Zero Viciously Silly

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    http://news.yahoo.com/boy-4-dies-tombstone-falls-him-utah-005642460.html

    And he succeeded. Unfortunately, God hates minstrels.
     
  2. LiddyRules

    LiddyRules I'm Gonna Be The Bestest Pilot In The Whole Galaxy

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    "What do you want on your tombstone?"
    "Boy."
     
  3. lajikal

    lajikal Registered User

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    What a buncha retards. Cemetery rule no. 1: don't disturb the dead's gravesite.
     
  4. Party Rooster

    Party Rooster Unleash The Beast

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    "Who all see da leprechaun say yeeeeeeaaaah!"

    "Must be some sorta crack-head..."
     
  5. Lord Zero

    Lord Zero Viciously Silly

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    "Was" being the operative word there. Now he's full of embalming fluid and broken dreams.
     
  6. Psychopath

    Psychopath Plata O Plomo

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    What type of ghoul goes to a cemetery to take children's photos?
     
  7. Lord Zero

    Lord Zero Viciously Silly

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    The father of a dead son, perhaps.
     
  8. LiddyRules

    LiddyRules I'm Gonna Be The Bestest Pilot In The Whole Galaxy

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    Probably a lot of ghouls. It's kind of what ghouls do.
     
  9. Neon

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    I hope they managed to get a good picture beforehand. Otherwise it was all for naught.
     
  10. LiddyRules

    LiddyRules I'm Gonna Be The Bestest Pilot In The Whole Galaxy

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    "There's a dead boy at this cemetery!"
    "Sweetheart, there are a lot of them."
     
  11. Hudson

    Hudson Supreme Champion!!!!!
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    Too bad the kid's name wasn't Stanley, he might still be alive today.
    Since he was pretending to be a leprechaun..maybe they they shoulda named him Tomb or sumtin...double guns.
     
  12. MrAbovePar

    MrAbovePar En Taro Anthony

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    Don't clown around with old things.
     
  13. wes mantooth

    wes mantooth wierdo

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    He still could although it'd have to be sideways.
     
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    "cahson always knew how to make the uddah kids smile and close der eyes for the PICTURES!" mr. Hargas said a family friend mourning the loss.
     
  15. JoeyDVDZ

    JoeyDVDZ That's MR. MOJO, Motherfucker!

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    And apparently broken cranial bones.
     
  16. gleet

    gleet What's black and white and red all over?

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    I wonder what he said when they pulled the stone off him?

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  17. JoeyDVDZ

    JoeyDVDZ That's MR. MOJO, Motherfucker!

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    Silly kid, that's not how you transfer the carvings off a tombstone!





    Ah-boo.
     
  18. ruckstande

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    Poor kid was gravely injured.
     
  19. gleet

    gleet What's black and white and red all over?

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    Stone-cold dead.
     
  20. Hudson

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    Kid looks like a PITA
     
  21. ruckstande

    ruckstande Posts mostly from the shitter.

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    I wonder if there was a plot to kill him.
     
  22. Lord Zero

    Lord Zero Viciously Silly

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    SuperGolfer I got it from a negro

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    At least they don't have to make two trips.
     
  24. LiddyRules

    LiddyRules I'm Gonna Be The Bestest Pilot In The Whole Galaxy

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    When the Internet was invented, do you think Al Gore said "This will be used to make fun of a 4-year-old dying horribly."
     
  25. ShooterMcGavin

    ShooterMcGavin Go back to your shanties.

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    What a bunch of animals :haha7:
     

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