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Boyfriend assaults girlfriend with steak sauce over ‘Fifty Shades of Grey’

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  1. BIV

    BIV I'm Biv Dick Black, the Over Poster.

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    http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow/fifty-shades-grey-steak-sauce-assault-171428353.html?_esi=1

    If you ban steak sauce, only criminals will have steak sauce.
     
  2. d0uche_n0zzle

    d0uche_n0zzle **Negative_Creep**

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    He probably should have jacked off on her face instead.
     
  3. Mags

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    If he fucked her properly, he wouldn't be such an angry git.
     
  4. d0uche_n0zzle

    d0uche_n0zzle **Negative_Creep**

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    Or if he angry fucked her, he wouldn't be pissed.
     
  5. lajikal

    lajikal Registered User

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    Or, if he angry fucked her with the A.1. bottle, THENNN.. Squirt her in the face with the sauce.
     
  6. bill333

    bill333 Go Screw!

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    This was the correct answer
     
  7. Sinn Fein

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    If my wife read this book I wouldn't give a shit. I'd still squirt her in the face, but it wouldn't be with steak sauce.
     
  8. WhiteHonkyDevil

    WhiteHonkyDevil El hombre de los moleculos!

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    Why does the story show the non-squeeze glass bottle?

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  9. Motor Head

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    Anyone who even possesses steak sauce is a savage and should be put down like those rapid dogs that like mayo over miracle whip.
     
  10. the Streif

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    Perhaps the gal had a roast beef sammich between her legs........
     
  11. Josh_R

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    Not guilty by reason of she deserved it for reading that shitty book.
     
  12. Ballbuster1

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    The guy that wrote that article should be beaten about the head
    with that bottle. Terrible news writing there.
     
  13. Falldog

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    A1 is a good indicator of a terrible steak.
     
  14. jimmyslostchin

    jimmyslostchin Malarkey is slang for bullshit isn't it?

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    What about the slow dogs?

    And ew, Miracle Whip is Satan's jizz. That stuff sucks.
     
  15. samurai

    samurai Ridiculum Anserini

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    Ever since the Mad Cow debacle, they're probably leery about spending the big money on quality steak. samurai@imtalkingoutofmyass.org


    That said, I agree that any bottled steak sauce is a culinary abomination. If anything, I'll do a red wine reduction with shallots and a splash of heavy cream.
     
  16. Hudson

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    Obviously he didn't get Dice's "Rare or well done" bit.
     
  17. Don the Radio Guy

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    Sometimes you gotta eat a bad steak. A1 comes in handy for that. And assaulting women.
     
  18. Party Rooster

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    A1= Ketchup with Liquid Smoke. Putting that on a steak is assault and battery.
     
  19. Motor Head

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    Listen up you fucker. Miracle Whip is the cream of Odin, god of all warriors. If you bad mouth MW, you have doomed yourself to an eternity of fat chicks and sloppy seconds.
     
  20. THE FEZ MAN

    THE FEZ MAN as a matter of fact i dont have 5$

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    Says the guy that eats sushi from a gas station in iowa... My chick is reading it and laughs that its too tame for her
     
  21. Hudson

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    1) It blows monkey ass. 2) Only baloney sandwiches taste good with miracle whip.
     
  22. stevethrower

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    [​IMG]

    Emma McCormick and Raymond Hodgson.
     
  23. d0uche_n0zzle

    d0uche_n0zzle **Negative_Creep**

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    Hopefully this will end the fugly potential of progeny.
     
  24. weeniewawa

    weeniewawa it's a man, baby!!!

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    maybe it was an import steak sauce

    we need to ban imports of deadly assault sauces
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  25. Sinn Fein

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    Bottles that only hold ten ounces will be required.
     

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