Boyfriend assaults girlfriend with steak sauce over ‘Fifty Shades of Grey’

BIV

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[h=1]Boyfriend assaults girlfriend with steak sauce over ‘Fifty Shades of Grey’[/h]


By Dylan Stableford, Yahoo! News | The Sideshow – 20 hrs ago







"Fifty Shades of Grey," left, and a bottle of A.1. steak sauce. (Yahoo! News/AP)
The sauciness of "Fifty Shades of Grey"--the titillating trilogy that millions of women around the world are reading this summer--turned literal late last month, when a 31-year-old British man, apparently upset that his girlfriend was one of them, assaulted her with a bottle of steak sauce.
According to authorities in Carlisle, U.K., Raymond Hodgson was so bothered that his girlfriend, Emma McCormick, was reading E.L. James' "pornographic" and "distasteful" book, he drove to her house and squirted her in the face.
According to the Carlisle News & Star, the couple had been arguing and exchanging text messages before the sauce assault.
McCormick "answered the door and the argument continued," prosecutors said. "She went to close the door and [Hodgson] jammed his foot into the door, slapped her once in the face, and then squirted her with this bottle of sauce."
[Also read: Behind the 'Fifty Shades' frenzy]
Hodgson, who denies slapping McCormick, pleaded guilty to assault and was ordered to pay 185 pounds in fines, including 100 pounds to McCormick. The judge also imposed a six-week, 6 p.m. curfew for the convicted saucer.
Meanwhile, the "Fifty Shades" frenzy continues unabated. Hotels in the Pacific Northwest--where the novel is set--are offering special "sexy weekend getaways," according to CNN. The erotic novel is spurring sales of the classical music featured in its pages, according to NPR. And sales of the book itself are expected to eclipse the 20 million mark faster than "The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo."
http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow/fifty-shades-grey-steak-sauce-assault-171428353.html?_esi=1

If you ban steak sauce, only criminals will have steak sauce.
 

Mags

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If he fucked her properly, he wouldn't be such an angry git.
 

Sinn Fein

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If my wife read this book I wouldn't give a shit. I'd still squirt her in the face, but it wouldn't be with steak sauce.
 

WhiteHonkyDevil

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Why does the story show the non-squeeze glass bottle?

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Motor Head

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Anyone who even possesses steak sauce is a savage and should be put down like those rapid dogs that like mayo over miracle whip.
 

the Streif

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#10
Perhaps the gal had a roast beef sammich between her legs........
 

Josh_R

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#11
Not guilty by reason of she deserved it for reading that shitty book.
 

Ballbuster1

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The guy that wrote that article should be beaten about the head
with that bottle. Terrible news writing there.
 

Falldog

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Anyone who even possesses steak sauce is a savage and should be put down like those rapid dogs that like mayo over miracle whip.
A1 is a good indicator of a terrible steak.
 

jimmyslostchin

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Anyone who even possesses steak sauce is a savage and should be put down like those rapid dogs that like mayo over miracle whip.
What about the slow dogs?

And ew, Miracle Whip is Satan's jizz. That stuff sucks.
 

samurai

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Anyone who even possesses steak sauce is a savage and should be put down like those rapid dogs that like mayo over miracle whip.
Ever since the Mad Cow debacle, they're probably leery about spending the big money on quality steak. samurai@imtalkingoutofmyass.org


That said, I agree that any bottled steak sauce is a culinary abomination. If anything, I'll do a red wine reduction with shallots and a splash of heavy cream.
 

Hudson

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Obviously he didn't get Dice's "Rare or well done" bit.
 

Party Rooster

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A1= Ketchup with Liquid Smoke. Putting that on a steak is assault and battery.
 

Motor Head

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What about the slow dogs?

And ew, Miracle Whip is Satan's jizz. That stuff sucks.
Listen up you fucker. Miracle Whip is the cream of Odin, god of all warriors. If you bad mouth MW, you have doomed yourself to an eternity of fat chicks and sloppy seconds.
 

THE FEZ MAN

as a matter of fact i dont have 5$
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Listen up you fucker. Miracle Whip is the cream of Odin, god of all warriors. If you bad mouth MW, you have doomed yourself to an eternity of fat chicks and sloppy seconds.
Says the guy that eats sushi from a gas station in iowa... My chick is reading it and laughs that its too tame for her
 

Hudson

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Listen up you fucker. Miracle Whip is the cream of Odin, god of all warriors. If you bad mouth MW, you have doomed yourself to an eternity of fat chicks and sloppy seconds.
1) It blows monkey ass. 2) Only baloney sandwiches taste good with miracle whip.
 

weeniewawa

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#24
maybe it was an import steak sauce

we need to ban imports of deadly assault sauces
 
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