Breyer's . . . When the hell did this happen?

mascan42

Registered User
#1


Apparently, Breyer's recently (and very quietly) removed the "All Natural" label from most of their ice cream . . . to the point where it can't legally be called ice cream any more.

And it tastes awful, too . . . it actually tastes oily. Oily ice cream. Fuck that shit.

Remember when they took pride in not doing this?

 

JoeyDVDZ

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Donator
#2
That and the gradual shift from 1/2 gallon containers to 1.5 quart. Pisses me off every time I see it. My wife actually gets embarrassed for me when I rant about it in the frozen dairy department at the supermarket. :p
 

THE FEZ MAN

as a matter of fact i dont have 5$
#3
That and the gradual shift from 1/2 gallon containers to 1.5 quart. Pisses me off every time I see it. My wife actually gets embarrassed for me when I rant about it in the frozen dairy department at the supermarket. :p

i think you should call them and bitch
 

fletcher

Darkness always says hello.
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#4
That and the gradual shift from 1/2 gallon containers to 1.5 quart. Pisses me off every time I see it. My wife actually gets embarrassed for me when I rant about it in the frozen dairy department at the supermarket. :p
She was probably embarrassed long before you guys got to the supermarket. :action-sm

A quick google search shows that they had to change their name after some lawsuit claiming they were using "all natural" ingredients. That and it is cheaper to use chemicals and shit.
 

d0uche_n0zzle

**Negative_Creep**
#5
Its all part of grand plan to cull as many as possible through their own spoons.
 

JoeyDVDZ

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#6
She was probably embarrassed long before you guys got to the supermarket. :action-sm

A quick google search shows that they had to change their name after some lawsuit claiming they were using "all natural" ingredients. That and it is cheaper to use chemicals and shit.
True, you got me there. I embarrass myself more often than not, so I can only imagine how embarrassed she must be.
 

Yesterdays Hero

She's better than you, Smirkalicious.
#7
Been going on for a while now. Started off as X amount per tub/box. Then stayed the same price by going down ever so slightly in amount. THEN they change the recipe to go from Iced Cream to Frozen fucking Yogurt. Go fuck yourselves. Not that it overly matters, as Breyers is a shitty Frozen Dairy food. Too foamy when it starts to melt. That and the oily consistency. It's horrid. Get a better brand.
 

blazin

Registered User
#8
How are you supposed to feed a family of 5 on a little 1.5 quart of ice cream? You got 3 men that weigh over 200 lbs a piece, a woman thats a little plump Scotch girl, and a daughter whos 13 and youre going to try to take a 1.5 quart of ice cream and feed that...it aint going to work.
 

Ballbuster1

In The Danger Zone...
Wackbag Staff
#9
Rita's water ice FTW.
I stopped eating ice cream
awhile ago.
 

DR. Jimcy M.E.

I bring love and cheer.
#11
I stopped eating Breyers when I was 12 years old and realized it tastes like frozen cat piss. I would be amazed if they even use milk to make it.
 

kidconnor

55gallon hog
#13
If they were the same mo fos that stopped making jello pudding pops then they can all burn in hell.
 

Konstantin K

Big League Poster
#14
I stopped eating Breyers when I was 12 years old and realized it tastes like frozen cat piss. I would be amazed if they even use milk to make it.
Get a load of Mr. Fancy Pants over here. So all of a sudden you're too good to eat frozen cat piss? You upper crusty types make me sick.
 

DR. Jimcy M.E.

I bring love and cheer.
#16
Get a load of Mr. Fancy Pants over here. So all of a sudden you're too good to eat frozen cat piss? You upper crusty types make me sick.
I'm just like everyone else.

I put my 1200 dollar sneakers on one foot at a time.
 

LiddyRules

The 9/11 Moon Landings Were An Outside Job
#17
Totally forgot Pudding Pops existed.

To google!
 
#19
Blue Bunny is good. The used to make one that was cheesecake flavor ice cream with white chocolate chunks and caramel and cheesecake swirl.
 

Mags

LDAR, bitch.
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#22
The only "iced cream" I'll eat is Ben & Jerry's "Chubby Hubby".
 

Sinn Fein

Infidel and White Interloper
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#23
When I was a kid all my mother would buy was Breyers. I always thought it sucked.

I get the good shit... either Ben and Jerry's or Hagen Dazs.
 

mr. sin

Registered User
#24
Blue Bunny is good. The used to make one that was cheesecake flavor ice cream with white chocolate chunks and caramel and cheesecake swirl.
their rvc (red velvet cake) ice cream is the fucking best!!!!!!!
 

Neckbeard

I'm Team Piggy!
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#25
Fuck Breyer's. I'm in Wisconsin so I might as well eat some ice cream that actually has cream in it and isn't a "frozen dairy treat."

 
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