Britney is freaking out again.

BIV

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Metro News:
>>Cops, Ambulance, Police Chopper Descend On Spears LA Home

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(Beverly Hills, CA) -- There's something afoot at the home of Britney Spears. TMZ reports several police cars, fire trucks, an ambulance and a police chopper have descended on the pop star's Beverly Hills home. LAPD officers were first called to the home around 8 p.m. Pacific time for what's being called a, quote, "family custody dispute." Spears is reportedly refusing to turn over the boys -- Sean and Jayden -- when bodyguards for her ex-husband Kevin Federline came to pick them up after her scheduled visitation ended at 7 p.m.

Spears' attorney Sorrell Trope -- who has one foot out the door, having announced plans to part ways with Spears -- told "Us" magazine, quote, "in a normal case when someone shows up with a certified court order saying the kids need to be somewhere else, the police see to it that the order is obeyed. But that is in a normal case."
 

JimsInfectedEye

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Hmmmm, I see an attempted suicide sometime this month.

The under being Jan 15 or earlier, the over being past 15th. If she offs herself ON the 15th, its a push.

I'll take the under.
 

Beeman99

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please let her die please let her die please let her die please let her die
 

thelord68

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Now they've taken her by wahhhmbulance for drug/alcohol testing and psych evaluation. Possible 72 hour commitment.

Boy, those striking writers are gonna be pissed if she offs herself before they go back to work.
 

Your_Moms_Box

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How the fuck did this girl get money...


White Trash + Money = BAD BAD BAD


Also, it isn't fair for her to kill herself before doing her hustler pictorial.... the leszbo one with her and LiLo
 
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I hope she holds off until Election Night before she ODs.

Would be hilarious to watch the media trip over itself trying to cover both stories.
 

NikkorTheMonk

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I got a $5'er on overdose in three months in the bathtub.
 

NightStalker3

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Pornstar is the only way to go at this point. Those kids are better off left on someones doorstep.
 

Ego

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Psycho Britney. Yaaaaay!!
 

ruckstande

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I love it, those kids are still being sent to their mother's when she is batshit crazy. Yep, they'll be normal.
 

Stormrider666

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I still say she is going to die, the same way Princess Di kicked the bucket. Which goes witm my other prediction, that some major shit is going to go down between a celebrity and the paparazzi.
 

norton23

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She won't die,,,I just don't see it happening,,,although the FACT is she is fucking high as a kite with a passion for something (im guessing her pill's have advanced to snorting herion at this point),,,,when you start seeing her in long sleeves you can start the death pool,,,as for now the only way she dies is by lots of alcohol mixed with downers.
 

turdfrgsn

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She's such a fucking baffoon and she's not even hot anymore.
but i'd still hit it

and yes, if she commits suicide, please dear jesus god let it be on election night--that would make my whole year

what's the odds on jamie lynn carrying her baby to term?
and ditto the odds on it being a tard?
 

demonseed

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Full Report from CNN.com


Pop star Britney Spears was taken to a hospital for tests to see if she was under the influence of alcohol or drugs and for a psychological evaluation after police were called to her home Thursday night to mediate a custody dispute, a police spokesman said.

Spears appeared to be conscious as she was rolled out of her Studio City home on a gurney about three hours after police and ambulances arrived there.

According to The Associated Press, officers were called to Spears' house around 8 p.m. to respond to a custodial dispute with ex-husband Kevin Federline over their sons, 2-year-old Sean Preston and 1-year-old Jayden James, Officer Jason Lee of the Los Angeles Police Department said.

By about 10:30 p.m., six police cars, two ambulances and a fire truck had entered the gated community that includes Spears' house. Several police cars were seen in the area earlier in the night.

Spears turned over the children around 10:50 p.m., Lee said.

The children were returned to Federline, who has primary legal custody of the two sons, a police spokesman said.


Doctors at Cedars Sinai Medical Center in Los Angeles will decide whether to invoke a California law that allows a patient to be held for psychological evaluation for 72 hours, the police spokesman said.

Aerial video provided by local television station helicopters showed Spears on a stretcher and surrounded by police and paramedics as it was rolled to an ambulance near her home.

Spears has been in a heated battle with ex-husband Kevin Federline over custody of their two sons, Sean Preston, 2, and Jayden James, 1.
Federline, Spears' former backup dancer, holds primary custody of the children. Spears has been in trouble with the court earlier concerning her compliance with court orders in the custody case.

Spears appeared for a deposition in the case earlier Thursday, Federline attorney Mark Vincent Kaplan told reporters during the day, according to the AP. She was deposed for 14 minutes, Kaplan said.

Spears' attorneys, Trope and Trope, had filed a motion Wednesday asking to be relieved as her counsel due to a "breakdown" in communication with Spears
 

Chino Kapone

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This is really really sad. I almost feel terrible that i am laughing at her every step of the way. She has become the biggest trainwrek in the world and no one can get enough of it. Guaranteed she is on the brink of suicide. Her kids are going to be smoking weed and snorting coke by 11 years old.
 

Ego

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This is really really sad. I almost feel terrible that i am laughing at her every step of the way. She has become the biggest trainwrek in the world and no one can get enough of it. Guaranteed she is on the brink of suicide. Her kids are going to be smoking weed and snorting coke by 11 years old.
They won't be if they can get away from her.
 
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Jers

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All for wire hangers

I think we are being hard on Britney. She's a great mother, if you want to compare her to... eh, Faye Dunaway. I'm pretty sure she's all about wire hangers, being as thats all I think they sell at WalMart.

But yeah, go ahead any put me down for suicide in mid March.

-Jers
 

d0uche_n0zzle

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I think we are being hard on Britney. She's a great mother, if you want to compare her to... eh, Faye Dunaway. I'm pretty sure she's all about wire hangers, being as thats all I think they sell at WalMart.

But yeah, go ahead any put me down for suicide in mid March.

-Jers
Andrea Yates is still a better mother then Britney.
 

Wilmington WOW

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the 72 hour law

isnt that the one that kept Ant's babe in the nut house?


linger .....