Britney Suicide Attempt

Fr. Dougal

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Hearing at work here that the poptard tried to off herself tonight... And her mom is heading over to her home now... along with a squadron of cops, choppers and paparazzi. Expect it to be on the telly soon...
 

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Hearing at work here that the poptard tried to off herself tonight... And her mom is heading over to her home now... along with a squadron of cops, choppers and paparazzi. Expect it to be on the telly soon...
Fuck her.
 

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tmz is on it.
 

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Hearing at work here that the poptard tried to off herself tonight... And her mom is heading over to her home now... along with a squadron of cops, choppers and paparazzi. Expect it to be on the telly soon...

Do you work in the media or law enforcement?
 

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wish she would have been successful
 

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TMZ said:
Cops Back at Britney's House

Posted Jan 31st 2008 2:59AM by TMZ Staff

Britney SpearsTMZ has learned that the police are back at Britney Spears' Beverly Hills home, but police officials would not reveal the reason why.

Between 60-75 paparazzi -- way more than usual -- several local news vans and a helicopter are on the scene. A TMZ photog described the crowd as being very similar to the one that was camped outside her home on the night she was taken to the hospital, though no ambulances have been spotted thus far.

Story developing ...
TMZ says nothing about suicide, but why the fuck else would so many people be there? I can't wait to see how few people actually give a fuck when she dies.
 

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#9
I told that bitch, with the vein, not against the grain.
 

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And the countdown begins. Been a real blast, Brit.
 

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#12
I'd bang my cock around in that gaping box.
 

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Reports now mentioning "5150 hold"

Good luck bro
 

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Reports now mentioning "5150 hold"

Good luck bro
Thank you for explaining what that means to those of us that have no fucking clue. :action-sm For those that don't know and are too lazy to google it, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/5150_(Involuntary_psychiatric_hold)

Section 5150 is a section of California's Welfare and Institutions Code (specifically, the Lanterman-Petris-Short Act or "LPS") which allows a qualified officer or clinician to involuntarily confine a person deemed a danger to himself, herself, and/or others[1] and/or gravely disabled. A qualified officer, which includes any California peace officer, as well as any specifically designated county clinician, can request the confinement after signing a written declaration. When used as a term, 5150 can informally refer to the person being confined or to the declaration itself.
 
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Poor chick. She just has dogshit surrounding her. Hopefully she will get over this shit and stop being silly.
 

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Make a wish kids, we have a falling star.
 
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Make a wish kids, we have a falling star.
that was funny when david spade did that on hollywood minute back in 1990 talking about eddie muprhy.

seriously funny stuff man. want to bring up dryer door or what to do when you are waiting on line at the bank?
 

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WHY DO THEY STOP HER!!!!:arrrh:
 
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#21
Ha ha... bitch got pink slipped...
 

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#23
I really wish this stupid cunt would just die already, seriously when she does they better not be saying about what a tragedy it is
 

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I really wish this stupid cunt would just die already, seriously when she does they better not be saying about what a tragedy it is
Oh you know they will. The media will be wall to wall with that shit.
 

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#25
Better luck next time, skank.
 
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