Britney Suicide Attempt

Fr. Dougal

Registered User
Feb 17, 2004
216
#1
Hearing at work here that the poptard tried to off herself tonight... And her mom is heading over to her home now... along with a squadron of cops, choppers and paparazzi. Expect it to be on the telly soon...
 

Edible Napalm

Powers are for the weak.
May 23, 2005
328
#2
Hearing at work here that the poptard tried to off herself tonight... And her mom is heading over to her home now... along with a squadron of cops, choppers and paparazzi. Expect it to be on the telly soon...
Fuck her.
 

moegolden

Perv-switch toggler
Oct 3, 2004
226
#4
Hearing at work here that the poptard tried to off herself tonight... And her mom is heading over to her home now... along with a squadron of cops, choppers and paparazzi. Expect it to be on the telly soon...

Do you work in the media or law enforcement?
 

Hudson

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Jan 14, 2002
898
#7
wish she would have been successful
 

seeinred

White Death
Apr 29, 2007
196
#8
TMZ said:
Cops Back at Britney's House

Posted Jan 31st 2008 2:59AM by TMZ Staff

Britney SpearsTMZ has learned that the police are back at Britney Spears' Beverly Hills home, but police officials would not reveal the reason why.

Between 60-75 paparazzi -- way more than usual -- several local news vans and a helicopter are on the scene. A TMZ photog described the crowd as being very similar to the one that was camped outside her home on the night she was taken to the hospital, though no ambulances have been spotted thus far.

Story developing ...
TMZ says nothing about suicide, but why the fuck else would so many people be there? I can't wait to see how few people actually give a fuck when she dies.
 

BIV

I'm Biv Dick Black, the Over Poster.
Apr 22, 2002
898
#9
I told that bitch, with the vein, not against the grain.
 

JoeyDVDZ

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Aug 20, 2004
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#10
And the countdown begins. Been a real blast, Brit.
 

Ballbuster1

In The Danger Zone...
Wackbag Staff
Aug 26, 2002
919
#11
This fucking twat can't do anything right.
 

CougarHunter

Lying causes cat piss smell.
Mar 2, 2006
566
#12
I'd bang my cock around in that gaping box.
 

CM Mark

The East is Ours!
Apr 13, 2005
513
#15
Reports now mentioning "5150 hold"

Good luck bro
Thank you for explaining what that means to those of us that have no fucking clue. :action-sm For those that don't know and are too lazy to google it, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/5150_(Involuntary_psychiatric_hold)

Section 5150 is a section of California's Welfare and Institutions Code (specifically, the Lanterman-Petris-Short Act or "LPS") which allows a qualified officer or clinician to involuntarily confine a person deemed a danger to himself, herself, and/or others[1] and/or gravely disabled. A qualified officer, which includes any California peace officer, as well as any specifically designated county clinician, can request the confinement after signing a written declaration. When used as a term, 5150 can informally refer to the person being confined or to the declaration itself.
 
Jul 13, 2006
0
#16
Poor chick. She just has dogshit surrounding her. Hopefully she will get over this shit and stop being silly.
 

Sinn Fein

Infidel and White Interloper
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Aug 29, 2002
898
#17
Oops, she did it again...
 

Chino Kapone

Yo, whats wrong wit da beer we got?
Jun 10, 2005
608
#18
Make a wish kids, we have a falling star.
 
Oct 28, 2004
271
#19
Make a wish kids, we have a falling star.
that was funny when david spade did that on hollywood minute back in 1990 talking about eddie muprhy.

seriously funny stuff man. want to bring up dryer door or what to do when you are waiting on line at the bank?
 

TheDrip

I'm bi-winning.
Jan 9, 2006
228
#20
WHY DO THEY STOP HER!!!!:arrrh:
 

TheTruth

BabyFuck fan since day 1
Jun 27, 2006
0
#23
I really wish this stupid cunt would just die already, seriously when she does they better not be saying about what a tragedy it is
 

sbrainb

Go suck a bag of dicks.
Jul 27, 2007
0
#24
I really wish this stupid cunt would just die already, seriously when she does they better not be saying about what a tragedy it is
Oh you know they will. The media will be wall to wall with that shit.
 

Creasy Bear

gorgeousness and gorgeousity made flesh
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Mar 10, 2006
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#25
Better luck next time, skank.