Movie Bumblebee

BIV

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Just for what it is.... Doesn't seem too bad with just a teaser. Can definitely tell it's not a Michael Bay directed film.

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I wanted to hate it, but it’s kinda cool they’re using G1 designs for the alternate vehicles. And it definitely doesn’t feel like a Michael Bay film.
 

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Holy shit I hate trailers like that.

One of the high points should be when he 1st transforms
and she finds out he's a robot and they pretty much show
the scene in the trailer. Grrrrr.....

That said, looks pretty good.
 

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Holy shit I hate trailers like that.

One of the high points should be when he 1st transforms
and she finds out he's a robot and they pretty much show
the scene in the trailer. Grrrrr.....

That said, looks pretty good.
Also, she's not even the slightest bit surprised or unnerved by her car turning into a giant fucking robot.
 

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Also, she's not even the slightest bit surprised or unnerved by her car turning into a giant fucking robot.
It's the 80s. That's totally whatever. But if there's a sale at the mall when Tiffany's playing? She will fa-reak.

I haven't watched the trailer yet.

Though in all seriousness, if I had to guess since teaser space is limited they cut out all of her LeBeoufing. She'll go crazy in the movie but the teaser needed to push it along.
 
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She's going to fuck the robot beneath the sea because Travis Knight is determined to make this his Shape of Water.
 

LiddyRules

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She's going to fuck the robot beneath the sea because Travis Knight is determined to make this his Shape of Water.
And that's how Bumblebee Tuna got its name! #Synergy!
 

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I don't not like it, even with Cena.
 
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Also, she's not even the slightest bit surprised or unnerved by her car turning into a giant fucking robot.
Also, she's a woman, and thus has no place being inside a garage except to access a washing machine.

I know Liddy agrees with me, right Liddy?
 

LiddyRules

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Also, she's a woman, and thus has no place being inside a garage except to access a washing machine.

I know Liddy agrees with me, right Liddy?
I am tired of your single minded misogyny. A woman could also be in the garage with her secret bottle of wine, cigarettes and tears.
 
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I am tired of your single minded misogyny. A woman could also be in the garage with her secret bottle of wine, cigarettes and tears.

......Who gave her permission to leave the home and purchase such items?
 

BIV

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Also, she's a woman, and thus has no place being inside a garage except to access a washing machine.

I know Liddy agrees with me, right Liddy?
Only ones allowed in are the babes in the bikini calender, amirite?
 
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Cool it with the misogyny, you sonofabitch!
Go easy on him. He's a bit angry at women since that all women writers Arrow photo came out.


Steak don't grow on trees.
They need a fresh supply of steaks and frozen peas to go over her black eyes.

This is all great character building that this trailer left out.
 

BIV

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Go easy on him. He's a bit angry at women since that all women writers Arrow photo came out.




They need a fresh supply of steaks and frozen peas to go over her black eyes.

This is all great character building that this trailer left out.
:eek:
 

LiddyRules

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Go easy on him. He's a bit angry at women since that all women writers Arrow photo came out.




They need a fresh supply of steaks and frozen peas to go over her black eyes.

This is all great character building that this trailer left out.
To be fair, could they do any worse than

1) I love you Felicity/Oliver, but I can't be with you.
2) Killing is wrong. But sometimes it's necessary. But is it?
3) Repeat.

I haven't watched the show in years. I assume it's still that.
 

BIV

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To be fair, could they do any worse than

1) I love you Felicity/Oliver, but I can't be with you.
2) Killing is wrong. But sometimes it's necessary. But is it?
3) Repeat.

I haven't watched the show in years. I assume it's still that.
Yeah, a lot if that. They also added a heavy "trust" theme with the addition of so many characters.
 

LiddyRules

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Yeah, a lot if that. They also added a heavy "trust" theme with the addition of so many characters.
Without having seen the show, let me guess based on what you said ...

"How can I trust you if you can't follow my rules?"
"How can I trust you if you can't trust me?"
"These rules are there to protect you and protect us."
"Protection is a two way street."
"Well what you're doing is a dead-end, and I'm here to make sure it doesn't end up that way."
 
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To be fair, could they do any worse than

1) I love you Felicity/Oliver, but I can't be with you.
2) Killing is wrong. But sometimes it's necessary. But is it?
3) Repeat.

I haven't watched the show in years. I assume it's still that.
I thought you were gonna say, "To be fair, could they do any worse than Arrow has always been?".

I tried watching the first episode of Arrow and got maybe 3 minutes in. That show fucking STINKS.
 

BIV

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Without having seen the show, let me guess based on what you said ...

"How can I trust you if you can't follow my rules?"
"How can I trust you if you can't trust me?"
"These rules are there to protect you and protect us."
"Protection is a two way street."
"Well what you're doing is a dead-end, and I'm here to make sure it doesn't end up that way."
1,2 & 5 plus some actual betrayal.
 
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I bet there's a lot of Oliver doing obviously stupid things in some convoluted attempt to protect the team. Also, lots and lots of brooding.
 

BIV

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I bet there's a lot of Oliver doing obviously stupid things in some convoluted attempt to protect the team. Also, lots and lots of brooding.
Pointedly less brooding last season.