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Burger King Roll Outs Its Own Boneless Rib Sandwich

Discussion in 'Wackbag's Mean Cusine' started by BIV, May 15, 2013.

  1. BIV

    BIV I'm Biv Dick Black, the Over Poster.

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  2. Ballbuster1

    Ballbuster1 In The Danger Zone...
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    If it's boneless then it's not ribs.
     
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  3. Mother Shucker

    Mother Shucker I'm over here now.

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    They are ripping Mc D off, hoo hoo.
     
  4. Creasy Bear

    Creasy Bear gorgeousness and gorgeousity made flesh
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    Sadness on a bun.
     
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    fletcher Darkness always says hello.
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    i was never a big McRib fan, and then I read some of the ingredients (hearts and stomachs), and now i'm even less of a fan.
     
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    Wrecktum Tounge puncher of fart boxes

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    Sorry to break the news to you buddy but if you've ever had a fast food burger or hot dog you have eaten heart, lungs, stomach, intestines for casing and a sorts of random parts of animals. And once you cut out the valves and such beef heart is quite yummy.
     
  8. Mother Shucker

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    Cut out the valve? That's the best part. Now I'm starvin'. Hey Earl, we got any beef heart valve back there?
     
  9. tattered

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    Fresh out
     
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  10. JonBenetRamsey

    JonBenetRamsey well shit the bed

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    of course it tested extremely well in lousiana!
     
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    I'm starvin. We got any lungs back there?
     
  12. BIV

    BIV I'm Biv Dick Black, the Over Poster.

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    All those vittles that everyone willingly eats except for stupid Americans.
     
  13. LiLJimmysHog

    LiLJimmysHog Professional negative prick

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    I had one today...It wasn't half bad for fast food. I liked it better than McDonalds. In the end it's still fast food. So meh
     
  14. AlanSmithee

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    I just tried one 15 mins ago. Its not a bad sandwich but I would never go out of my way to get it. Its a really small sandwich too. The ads make it look like its the size of a whopper while its pretty tiny. The McRib is much better.
     
  15. BIV

    BIV I'm Biv Dick Black, the Over Poster.

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    I'm a sucker for a good novelty, so I tried it last night.

    Nothing special, but I enjoyed it.
     
  16. tysonpunchinguterus

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    Is this basically the same ingredients as the McRib? Meat, sauce, pickles, onions? I don't like surprises.
     
  17. BIV

    BIV I'm Biv Dick Black, the Over Poster.

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    Pretty much. A lot more pickle. Not sure if there were onions. This also has mayo, which turned out to be a surprisingly good choice.
     
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    Mayo?!?! Savages!
     
  19. BIV

    BIV I'm Biv Dick Black, the Over Poster.

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    I wasn't expecting it, but it mixed nicely with the BBQ to make a superior sauce to the McRib.

    Now, I'm a lover of mayo, but I would never have dreamed of putting it on such a sammich. Very surprised it worked.
     
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    If that mayo was there as an ingredient in cole slaw topping the sandwich, I'd be all in on that. But mayo on its own repulses me. It's good to know that it's there, though, so I can order it without it. You'd think the people writing the article would mention that there's a difference in the sandwiches instead of just listing the similarities. I would've had a processed pig parts sandwich sullied with that nasty white goop had it not been for you bravely testing the sandwich first, kind sir! We need the clappy hands smiley back.
     

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