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Burt Reynold's Face!

Discussion in 'Movies & TV' started by Absolutely, Jun 11, 2013.

  1. Absolutely

    Absolutely Self-Heavy

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    I don't know if this is old-hat or not, but Burt Reynold's face is fucked...
    I know he's old, but apparently he thought it wise to get some "work" done on his face. Seems reasonable for an elderly man to go under the knife unnecessarily.

    At least he stuck around long enough to get his illustrious "Alpha Male" award from Spike TV

    He looks like a face-transplant patient from the side.

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  2. Absolutely

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  3. Psychopath

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    He looks like he has cancer.
     
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  4. Mags

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    Friggin bobble head.
     
  5. VicVinegar

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    Yeah old Burt went to the wrong surgeon years ago. Couldn't have been too long after Boogie Nights.
     
  6. Frankie_b

    Frankie_b Talk softly and drive a big tank!

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    Dead in a year
     
  7. Mags

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    Wackbet! I say 2 years.
     
  8. Frankie_b

    Frankie_b Talk softly and drive a big tank!

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    He's not long out of intensive care, dudes not lasting 2 years
     
  9. fletcher

    fletcher Darkness always says hello.
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    Someone should tell him to put in his lower dentures.
     
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    BIV I'm Biv Dick Black, the Over Poster.

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    Baby Jeebus, please take Burt to the great afterlife, stat.
     
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    It's the result of too many operations. He's been getting cosmetic alterations since before the Evening Shade TV series.
     
  13. VicVinegar

    VicVinegar Registered User

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    Well he didn't look like garbage in Boogie Nights. Still aging well at that point. 1998

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  14. gleet

    gleet What's black and white and red all over?

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    A friend of mine was working Customs and Reynolds came through his line in the middle of the night from Canada. Friend sees name and picture, looks at Burt, scratches head. Burt said, I leave the hairpiece off when I don't want to get recognized. Nobody was bothering him, he looked like a bald guy with bad facelifts.
     
  15. Hudson

    Hudson Supreme Champion!!!!!
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    Does he have the two tendons at the back of his neck visible??? That's the true sign of a short timer...
     
  16. Cunt Smasher

    Cunt Smasher Caligula Jr.

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    He's got the skinny legs and turkey neck. But I bet if you got him drunk and telling stories, he's gotten his monies worth out of life.
     
  17. VicVinegar

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    Well he is 77. Some people just look like shit at that age, bad face lift or not.
     

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