Burt Reynold's Face!

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I don't know if this is old-hat or not, but Burt Reynold's face is fucked...
I know he's old, but apparently he thought it wise to get some "work" done on his face. Seems reasonable for an elderly man to go under the knife unnecessarily.

At least he stuck around long enough to get his illustrious "Alpha Male" award from Spike TV

He looks like a face-transplant patient from the side.




 

VicVinegar

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Yeah old Burt went to the wrong surgeon years ago. Couldn't have been too long after Boogie Nights.
 

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Someone should tell him to put in his lower dentures.
 

Bobobie

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Yeah old Burt went to the wrong surgeon years ago. Couldn't have been too long after Boogie Nights.

It's the result of too many operations. He's been getting cosmetic alterations since before the Evening Shade TV series.
 

VicVinegar

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Well he didn't look like garbage in Boogie Nights. Still aging well at that point. 1998



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gleet

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A friend of mine was working Customs and Reynolds came through his line in the middle of the night from Canada. Friend sees name and picture, looks at Burt, scratches head. Burt said, I leave the hairpiece off when I don't want to get recognized. Nobody was bothering him, he looked like a bald guy with bad facelifts.
 

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Does he have the two tendons at the back of his neck visible??? That's the true sign of a short timer...
 

Cunt Smasher

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He's got the skinny legs and turkey neck. But I bet if you got him drunk and telling stories, he's gotten his monies worth out of life.
 

VicVinegar

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Well he is 77. Some people just look like shit at that age, bad face lift or not.