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California baby tossed from building; mom arrested

Discussion in 'Current Events' started by Party Rooster, Aug 25, 2011.

  1. Party Rooster

    Party Rooster Unleash The Beast

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    I don't think she understands the whole "anchor baby" concept. Don't you need a rope on one end of the kid too? :icon_cool
     
  2. d0uche_n0zzle

    d0uche_n0zzle **Negative_Creep**

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    At least put a bungee cord on it.
     
  3. Lord Zero

    Lord Zero Viciously Silly

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    That's a strange place for a baby.
     
  4. Motor Head

    Motor Head HIGHWAY TRASH REMOVAL

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    Of course, she's Latino. Caro insuranceo is mucho dinero, el hit and run is el cheapo. One less uninsured motorist in 15 years.
     
  5. BIV

    BIV I'm Biv Dick Black, the Over Poster.

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    That made me giggle.
     
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  6. Taint Stench

    Taint Stench #shredding

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    Damn you ahc. :haha7:

    I'm going to hell.
     
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  7. Party Rooster

    Party Rooster Unleash The Beast

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    Baby died. Much better place probably...

    The comments are...interesting...
    http://www.cbsnews.com/8601-201_162-20097087.html?assetTypeId=30&tag=accordionB;commentWrapper
     
  8. Motor Head

    Motor Head HIGHWAY TRASH REMOVAL

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    That CBS comment thread is a big plump peach waiting to be trolled. It's full of liberals, femi-nazis and even some asshole that sounds like a member of La Raza. One lonely troll is on there, but he hasn't gone 'full retard' and made a dead baby joke.

    I was going to go with a dead baby joke, but it stinks: In her defense she did give the little fella some Red Bull, but unlike the advertising claims, it didn't give him wings.
     
  9. d0uche_n0zzle

    d0uche_n0zzle **Negative_Creep**

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    :war3_hum:
     
  10. ShooterMcGavin

    ShooterMcGavin Go back to your shanties.

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    Was using the flawless Wackbag search and couldn't find the joke thread. Decided to bump this one because I felt the thread title was appropriate enough for what I'm going to post.

    A girl told me this joke yesterday, probably the best dead baby joke I've ever heard.

    What's the difference between a dead baby and a pizza?
    I don't cum on a pizza before I eat it.

    :action-sm
     
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  11. user_name

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    postpartum depression is a myth. its called being a crazy cunt
     
  12. Lord Zero

    Lord Zero Viciously Silly

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    In a similar vein, a friend of mine (who is a woman, by the way) told me an awesome pedophile joke once.

    A pedophile and a child are walking through a dark forest at night. The child says, "I'm scared, mister." The pedophile says, "You're scared? I have to walk back through here alone."
     
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  13. Hog's Big Ben

    Hog's Big Ben Getting ass-***** in The Octagon, brother.
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    So my girlfriend said to me, "All my friends think you're a pedophile." I said, "That's an awful big word for a nine year old."
     
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  14. Lord Zero

    Lord Zero Viciously Silly

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    It's not child rape if you dress them in grown-up clothes.
     

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