Calling all Ron and Fez fans

Hoagie

I suggest you tread lightly
Wackbag Staff
Mar 24, 2004
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#1
I need your help in assembling a team of the finest lawyers in the country. We have a big job ahead of us. What is that job you ask?

For years restaurants, delis, and convenience stores alike have been advertising hoagies to bring in customers. I do not endorse these establishments and they shouldn't be using my name. I'm not taking it anymore. It's time to take legal action!

Anyone else's name being used unfairly? Post here and we'll turn this fucker into a class action suit.
 

Stormrider666

Hell is home.
Mar 19, 2005
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#2
I'll help you out with this, as soon as I'm done trying to get Glen Dandy on the presidental ballot. :action-sm
 

flyerfan116

Fuckin savages
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It's about time someone stuck it to the fat cats in washington. I have no legal expertise, hopwever I support you fully and will be using your case as a precedent in my lawsuit against other fans of the philadelphia flyers as well as those who are just fans of flying in general, should your case be successful. godspeed my friend.
 

Goober

AKA Eqyptian Teabag the Friendly Arab
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#5
Smucker's has no right to use my name for a conglomerated, mulatto, mongrol class of condiments.... Both sandwich toppings will be destroyed.



P.S.: What self respecting Caucasian eats grape jelly anyway?

Aslo, these things..
 

Hoagie

I suggest you tread lightly
Wackbag Staff
Mar 24, 2004
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#6
You're absolutely right! It's your name. Where do they get off using it?
 

flyerfan116

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when i was a kid and playing with my friends we would play cowboy and yell out.."Yahoo" think i have a case?
 

Hoagie

I suggest you tread lightly
Wackbag Staff
Mar 24, 2004
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#8
when i was a kid and playing with my friends we would play cowboy and yell out.."Yahoo" think i have a case?
Hmmm....I don't think so. Try registering it on RonFez.net and I think you have a case.
 

Starman

31 years of parental Disapointment
Apr 22, 2005
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#9
oh yeah look out david bowie, Kurt Russel, DC Comics and the guys at www.starman Dot com

Your asses are grass!!!
 

flyerfan116

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#10
sweet...i believe i will also register the name mighty horse on spreadtheiris and i'll be seeking royalties from sleeves off his new album
 

Redding

Why can't us?
Mar 20, 2005
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#11
I have already filed suit against this company



this city



and this musician



also this because i hate the sport

 

flyerfan116

Fuckin savages
Apr 14, 2005
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#13
I have already filed suit against this company



this city



and this musician



also this because i hate the sport

dud you may have a case against Reading PA, may be spelled slightly differently but it's pronounced the same and we all know what the deal is...don't let them get away with such a blatant rip off
 

NortonsGravyLeg

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I think this flagrant, unapproved misrepresentation of all your names is a foul injustice. Fight the power don't let your names be misused like this anymore.:arrrh:
 

fuckwit

He loves you, and he needs money.
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#18
can someone help me out with my lawsuit against this guy
 

Budyzir

There's nothing quite like a shorn scrotum.
Nov 12, 2004
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#21
We could get millions from these guys alone.

 

Pigdango

Silence, you mortal Fuck!
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Jun 22, 2004
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These fucking puppets have been using my name to hawk movie tickets:

 

watsonnostaw

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May 6, 2005
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this is terrible,

the hoagie name taken in vain

maybe you can change your name to happy hoagie guy

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talk about egomania

ponderous fucking ponderous
 

Polack

Who is John Galt?
Aug 25, 2005
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I honestly think I would be the wealthiest man in the world when I bring suit to all the people who have taken shots at me.
 

Sevenyars

I own a Beanie cup, bought it off of ebay
Nov 30, 2004
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#25
I want a dollar everytime somebody say's something happened "Sevenyars" ago. Did nothing happen 8-9 yars ago. It's always 7. I want my money