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Can a woman beat up a man?(one on one)

cableone12

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i was talking about this with some friends, wondering what you guys and gals think. a fight between a man and a woman, no weapons and no martial arts or profesional fighting experience on either side, just 2 avg. people. Can a woman beat up a man???
 

zagman76

Wackbagger, Geek, Administrator
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Nov 18, 2004
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#4
CallmeQtie said:
I kicked a guys ass once in high school. But now I am a lover and not a fighter.
oh no... does that mean you carry a cup of 'jesus juice' all the time?
 

cableone12

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Jul 2, 2004
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i want all your stories of girls beating up guys, i find it hilarious(maybe even a vid clip?)
 

jpc165

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#6
i once got kicked in the balls by a girl i was talking shit to. i fell to the floor in defeat.
 

Six-Pack

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#7
Kurtz: Are you a fighter?

QT: I'm a lover.

Kurtz: You're neither
 

Black Lazerus

e plures maximus unum
Aug 30, 2001
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#8
the only reason any girl can or could beat up any guy is because it is socialy unacceptable to break a womans face with repeted left hooks.

I once saw this guy, who was getting razzed by this group of lesbians that were messing with him and his girl confront the main one ( bullish type that out weighed him by about 20 lbs) ask her if she thought she was a man and could do better than one. when she said yes he said put your hands up an fight like one, then proceded to beat her like a drum. he hit her long enough to knock her down. then went back to chill wih his girl.
 

cableone12

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#9
getting kicked in the ballz by a girl doesnt count. its too unfair.
 

Mrs.Squidlow

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#10
I once beat the crap out of an ex. He was out all night and came home in the morning still drunk from the night before. :fight6: When I asked him where he was he said "out getting laid". After the beating I gave him he passed out, and I drew on him with red lipstick and put vaseline in the palm of his hand so when he woke up and touched his face it would leave a nice greasy mess. I also threw his clothes out the door and watched as our golfer neighbors rifled through the pile. Later that day I saw him running after his shirt being worn by one of our neighbors. When he walked back inside I had to ask him how far he chased a golfer for that shirt! Priceless!
 

YUCK FOU

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i got beat up in 6th grade by this big tall blck girl. she busted me upside the head a few times and than the band teacher broke it up. i didn't get any licks in just laughed at.
 
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Improper Bostonian said:
Yes. My friend fought a guy in high school. He had about 50 lbs on her and she knocked him out on the T. She's not a large gal either..about 5'4, 130ish.
With any luck he went home and hung himself so that he was not allowed to pass his pussy genes on to his kids...
 

Sinn Fein

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#16
Black Lazerus said:
the only reason any girl can or could beat up any guy is because it is socialy unacceptable to break a womans face with repeted left hooks.
This couldn't be more true.
 

Taso

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Oct 13, 2004
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#17
What do 10,000 battered women each year have in common?
They just don't listen
 

Pigdango

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Mrs.Squidlow said:
I once beat the crap out of an ex. He was out all night and came home in the morning still drunk from the night before. :fight6: When I asked him where he was he said "out getting laid". After the beating I gave him he passed out, and I drew on him with red lipstick and put vaseline in the palm of his hand so when he woke up and touched his face it would leave a nice greasy mess. I also threw his clothes out the door and watched as our golfer neighbors rifled through the pile. Later that day I saw him running after his shirt being worn by one of our neighbors. When he walked back inside I had to ask him how far he chased a golfer for that shirt! Priceless!
Gee, that Mr. Squidlow sure is one lucky fella!:icon_wink

My wife punched out a boyfriend of hers one time. She was 15 years old and weighed about 95 pounds at the time. The guy was 18 and was at least 6' tall and weighed about 160. He CRIED! Then he went home, and his mom called the police and they went and picked up my wife. When the guy came in the cops all laughed at him...
 

Silent Game

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#20
During a heated argument with an ex...she popped me in the mouth with a straight left.
I grabbed her,threw her to the floor and mounted her.Loaded up a big right hand and proceeded to punch the floor right next to her head.
Of course,she closed her eyes in anticipation of the blow....when she opened them,I hocked a nice bloody luger right in the face.
lol
I'm pretty sure I won that one.
 

Pigdango

Silence, you mortal Fuck!
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Jun 22, 2004
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#22
Silent Game said:
During a heated argument with an ex...she popped me in the mouth with a straight left.
I grabbed her,threw her to the floor and mounted her.Loaded up a big right hand and proceeded to punch the floor right next to her head.
Of course,she closed her eyes in anticipation of the blow....when she opened them,I hocked a nice bloody luger right in the face.
lol
I'm pretty sure I won that one.
You spat on her? Was she your sensitivity training teacher?
 

KramdensDeliciousMarshall

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Jul 22, 2001
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3RIGHTSMakeaLEFT said:
i was talking about this with some friends, wondering what you guys and gals think. a fight between a man and a woman, no weapons and no martial arts or profesional fighting experience on either side, just 2 avg. people. Can a woman beat up a man???
If the woman looked like Tiny Lister, and the guy looked like Zelda Rubinstein, then yes, I believe it is possible for that to happen.
 

FBA_Psycho

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Oct 13, 2004
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Got beat up by this fat bitch when I was in 5th grade, which lead to being made fun of the rest of the year.
 

Tax Kuntz

just being an ass
Jul 6, 2003
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#25
If a guy is drunk, does that still count?

One time in L'amour, an old Rock Club in Brooklyn, I got kinda shitfaced. We went to see Ice T (Cop Killer Album) and some chick walked by with what appeared to be a great ass. So I grabbed it.

Right Cross

I swear I landed sitting in the garbage can. Laughed it off and drank
some more.

Had a nice shiner for 2 days.


Ah, the good old days!
 
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