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Can we just kill this dude?

Discussion in 'Current Events' started by BIV, Feb 1, 2013.

  1. BIV

    BIV I'm Biv Dick Black, the Over Poster.

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    http://www.king5.com/news/local/14-...-assaulted-in-Enumclaw-library-189301141.html


    And stop with the "shocked" Enumclaw. A man was killed from horse fucking in your town. Nothing should shock you.
     
  2. fletcher

    fletcher Darkness always says hello.
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    What a classy individual.

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  3. Pigdango

    Pigdango Silence, you mortal Fuck!
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    I'm sure she didn't like it very much either.
     
  4. tysonpunchinguterus

    tysonpunchinguterus "Allegedly"

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    Killing him is too easy. They need to torture him in public a little bit first. I think some genital mutilation followed by allowing every resident of the town beat him with the non-lethal weapon of their choice (no guns or knives but anything else is fair game just so he has to live through the whole thing). Just set up a police barricade to make sure everyone gets a turn and don't stop until everyone is too tired to continue. Then chain him to a tree stump while he's still breathing and let the vultures pick him apart. If vultures don't normally live in that area, go get some and bring them to him or find some other scavenger animal to eat him. Remember, the Constituion prohibits cruel and unusual punishment so this will have to be done for ALL kid touchers from now on so it can no longer be considered unusual.
     
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  5. BIV

    BIV I'm Biv Dick Black, the Over Poster.

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    Or we could just give him to the horse.

    "Sorry dude, the horse has urges."
     
  6. ruckstande

    ruckstande Posts mostly from the shitter.

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    Didn't he learn his lesson after Lisbeth Salander tattooed him?
     
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  7. Ego

    Ego The Only Thing Bigger Than My Head

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    Auburn sucks.
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  8. lajikal

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    Goddam redheads
     
  9. d0uche_n0zzle

    d0uche_n0zzle **Negative_Creep**

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    Them soulless gingers causing more problems. Chop his balls off. That ought to keep him from having urges.
     
  10. Absolutely

    Absolutely Self-Heavy

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    I feel like the Library is nothing but creeps. Really, who goes to a library anymore besides creeps and homeless people?
    I remember in college, there was a public-library I'd go to from time to time to "Study" (Fake study, but it felt like I was doing something because I left the apt), and there was nothing but homeless dudes looking at porn on the computers.
     
  11. DR. Jimcy M.E.

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    Witch hunt! Maybe he had a snake bite and she haddah suck dah purrsin out. Big wad of white purrsin.
     
  12. Hog's Big Ben

    Hog's Big Ben Getting ass-***** in The Octagon, brother.
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    Black people have the gibsmedats and we're burdened with these creeps. At least the spooks aren't traumatizing their yoofs.
     
  13. DR. Jimcy M.E.

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    Gang violence and the inability to enunciate words can be damaging too.
     
  14. BIV

    BIV I'm Biv Dick Black, the Over Poster.

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    The King County Library System is pretty awesome. They are quiet, clean and competent and all the libraries are interconnected so there is a huge selection.
     
  15. JoeyDVDZ

    JoeyDVDZ That's MR. MOJO, Motherfucker!

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    Not to mention plenty of convenient nooks & crannies to duck into with a young friend, amirite?
     
  16. Lord Zero

    Lord Zero Viciously Silly

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    At least she learned something.
     
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  17. LiddyRules

    LiddyRules I'm Gonna Be The Bestest Pilot In The Whole Galaxy

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    He thought she was Goneril.
     
  18. JoeyDVDZ

    JoeyDVDZ That's MR. MOJO, Motherfucker!

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    lol, though I'm sure I'm going to hell for finding this funny.
     
  19. Hate & Discontent

    Hate & Discontent Yo, homie. Is that my briefcase?

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    Racked and ratboxed, drawn, hung until nearly dead, and quartered.

    Done right, it would take a few hours.
     
  20. whiskeyguy

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    I have an ex who grew up in Enumclaw. Even considering the pedophilia and horse fucking in that town, I still think she's the worst thing to come out of there.
     
  21. KRSOne

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    6 months and if he ever kills a kid they will blame guns.
     
  22. MrAbovePar

    MrAbovePar En Taro Anthony

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    I honestly think we need to bring back the practice of stripping criminals of civil protection. We could essentially eliminate prison overcrowding if we just removed the protection of the law for some offenders. That way we're not warehousing murderers and rapists alongside thieves. Prisons would become safer and less of a stigmatizing event for low level criminals.

    You just let the rapist back out in public and brand him in such a way as everyone knows there's nothing you can do to him that will cause the police to protect him. The criminal will then self-exile themselves for safety reasons. And people who are victimized by them can exact vengeance. This rapist would show up at the library and within seconds the dad would have taken a baseball bat to his head and beat him to death.

    But no... America will keep releasing sharks into a pool and we all will pretend they're goldfish.
     
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  23. Lord Zero

    Lord Zero Viciously Silly

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    What about people that are wrongfully convicted or maliciously prosecuted?
     
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  25. Hudson

    Hudson Supreme Champion!!!!!
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    I think we need to have a universal off switch for cameras for certain people who might get "Shot while trying to escape".
     

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