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Can you teach a baby to read?

Discussion in 'Science, Math, History and Language Studies' started by BIV, Dec 13, 2012.

  1. BIV

    BIV I'm Biv Dick Black, the Over Poster.

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    BIV I'm Biv Dick Black, the Over Poster.

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  3. fletcher

    fletcher Darkness always says hello.
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    I know there is supposed to be an article there but I sure as hell cant read it.
     
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    They can if you punch hard enough.
     
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  5. BIV

    BIV I'm Biv Dick Black, the Over Poster.

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    Mama, I want ninny.

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  6. DR. Jimcy M.E.

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    ..............sorry what?
     
  7. gleet

    gleet What's black and white and red all over?

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    Anybody besides me making the baby sign language for milk, over and over?
     
  8. Lord Zero

    Lord Zero Viciously Silly

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    You can teach a baby anything if you burn it with a blowtorch every time it fucks up.
     
  9. LiddyRules

    LiddyRules I'm Gonna Be The Bestest Pilot In The Whole Galaxy

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    You know how I say that sometimes I'll find myself into feet? While they obviously aren't her most .... prominent feature in that photograph, I can't say that they don't work for me.
     
  10. DR. Jimcy M.E.

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    She has feet? I hardly noticed she has a head.
     
  11. Lord Zero

    Lord Zero Viciously Silly

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    I don't have a foot fetish, but I'd be lying (and in an igloo) if I said that nice feet don't add something to the overall package.
     
  12. DR. Jimcy M.E.

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    But it's that package that matter's overall, am I right or am I right?
     
  13. Lord Zero

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    "You're right, John. You're always right."
     
  14. DR. Jimcy M.E.

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    "You read?"
     
  15. Lord Zero

    Lord Zero Viciously Silly

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    "What do you read?"
     
  16. DR. Jimcy M.E.

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    "Ever hear of Machiavelli?"
     
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    Lord Zero Viciously Silly

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    "No. I haven't even heard of silent letters."
     
  18. DR. Jimcy M.E.

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    You ever wonder why I stay on this message board? Availability, I could go to drudge or huffington post but I come here, people see me everyday and know I'm on their side. They know I'm close, and other people know I'm close so they think twice before commin here.
     
  19. Lord Zero

    Lord Zero Viciously Silly

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    ... Okay, then. (I don't know what movie that's from. I assume A Bronx Tale, but I've never seen the movie or the play.)
     
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    I gotta switch it up. We can't just quote the whole movie, put a personal twist on the availability line.
     
  21. Lord Zero

    Lord Zero Viciously Silly

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    I get that, but I don't know the movie beyond that scene. :(
     
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    Me either, I googled the script :D
     
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    Lord Zero Viciously Silly

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    I don't have that kind of attention span. (At least not with a movie I've never seen before.)
     
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    Oh I've seen it a bunch of times, esp since my dad told me that's the closest film he's ever seen to how he grew up in Patterson NJ after moving from sicily.

    I just can't remember lines worth a shit.
     
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    Nobody puts baby in a library.
     

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