Can you tell the difference between modern art and art done by a toddler?

lajikal

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Fag.

5 of 11.
 

Mikefrombx

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8 of 11 but I have a three year old so it us like cheating
 

THE FEZ MAN

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I got 3
 

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And i get paid for my art......
 
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I got 8, I went with the idea that heavy brush strokes was going to be toddler.
 

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And i get paid for my art......
So does Carol Hunt... she gets paid lots of money. It doesn't make her shit scrawls art though.

Carol Hunt was my wife's partner's wife when my wife was in a medical practice out in the Hamptons. Carol was an "artiste" and she was crazier than a shithouse rat. I mean bonkers. She used to call Microsoft and demand to speak to Bill Gates when her computer crashed and failed to render her "fractal art". No shit... she was dead serious too. The woman was the mayor of Crazytown.

She did modern art that was just shit. Here... judge for yourself...

http://www.spanierman.com/Hunt,-Carol/album

There are fuckwits out there who would pay tens of thousands of dollars for that... that... whathaveyou.

Carol gave my wife and I one of "her pieces" as a gift when our first kid was born. Her and her stupid husband made a big deal out of it like, "Ooooo... an original Carol Hunt. Very valuable fine art. We're sure you'll treasure it always."

It didn't even make it into our house. We got back home that night, and I took her "art" out of the car, and put it right where it belonged... in the trash can in the garage.

I didn't even care that some retard might buy it for thousands of dollars. On sheer principle I threw that garbage right in the garbage.

Just because some idiot will pay for it... that don't make it art.
 

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7 of 11. Just goes to show how much "modern art" is just total bullshit.
 

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7

I did much better in Geography & History...which means nothing here.
 

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So does Carol Hunt... she gets paid lots of money. It doesn't make her shit scrawls art though.

Carol Hunt was my wife's partner's wife when my wife was in a medical practice out in the Hamptons. Carol was an "artiste" and she was crazier than a shithouse rat. I mean bonkers. She used to call Microsoft and demand to speak to Bill Gates when her computer crashed and failed to render her "fractal art". No shit... she was dead serious too. The woman was the mayor of Crazytown.

She did modern art that was just shit. Here... judge for yourself...

http://www.spanierman.com/Hunt,-Carol/album

There are fuckwits out there who would pay tens of thousands of dollars for that... that... whathaveyou.

Carol gave my wife and I one of "her pieces" as a gift when our first kid was born. Her and her stupid husband made a big deal out of it like, "Ooooo... an original Carol Hunt. Very valuable fine art. We're sure you'll treasure it always."

It didn't even make it into our house. We got back home that night, and I took her "art" out of the car, and put it right where it belonged... in the trash can in the garage.

I didn't even care that some retard might buy it for thousands of dollars. On sheer principle I threw that garbage right in the garbage.

Just because some idiot will pay for it... that don't make it art.
I went to an art school. All modern art is bullshit. I've had diarrhea that looks better than anything she has ever painted. I took an American art history class while in art school and it's all bullshit. All that modern art is made by wasp assholes who have nothing better. The only modern art I can respect is a bunch of mobile sculptures that made loud squeaking noises to irritate people.
 
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6. Are those real, or is dey bein funny?
 

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8/11, but I do think it's unfair only to show us a snippet of the canvas.
 

THE FEZ MAN

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Just because some idiot will pay for it... that don't make it art.
If someone pays me they can call it what ever they want. When the the cash leaves there hand then enters mine i dont give a flying fuck what happens to the garbage i make
 

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If someone pays me they can call it what ever they want. When the the cash leaves there hand then enters mine i dont give a flying fuck what happens to the garbage i make
That's the spirit.

You, sir... are a true artiste.