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Can you tell the difference between modern art and art done by a toddler?

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  1. Psychopath

    Psychopath Plata O Plomo

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  2. lajikal

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    Fag.

    5 of 11.
     
  3. Mikefrombx

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    8 of 11 but I have a three year old so it us like cheating
     
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  4. THE FEZ MAN

    THE FEZ MAN as a matter of fact i dont have 5$

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  5. THE FEZ MAN

    THE FEZ MAN as a matter of fact i dont have 5$

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    And i get paid for my art......
     
  6. gorram

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    I got 8, I went with the idea that heavy brush strokes was going to be toddler.
     
  7. tattered

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    Oh come how could you make this test and not include this modern art masterpiece
    uploadfromtaptalk1380585343672.jpg
     
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  8. gorram

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    He has had the mind of a toddler.

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  9. Creasy Bear

    Creasy Bear gorgeousness and gorgeousity made flesh
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    So does Carol Hunt... she gets paid lots of money. It doesn't make her shit scrawls art though.

    Carol Hunt was my wife's partner's wife when my wife was in a medical practice out in the Hamptons. Carol was an "artiste" and she was crazier than a shithouse rat. I mean bonkers. She used to call Microsoft and demand to speak to Bill Gates when her computer crashed and failed to render her "fractal art". No shit... she was dead serious too. The woman was the mayor of Crazytown.

    She did modern art that was just shit. Here... judge for yourself...

    http://www.spanierman.com/Hunt,-Carol/album

    There are fuckwits out there who would pay tens of thousands of dollars for that... that... whathaveyou.

    Carol gave my wife and I one of "her pieces" as a gift when our first kid was born. Her and her stupid husband made a big deal out of it like, "Ooooo... an original Carol Hunt. Very valuable fine art. We're sure you'll treasure it always."

    It didn't even make it into our house. We got back home that night, and I took her "art" out of the car, and put it right where it belonged... in the trash can in the garage.

    I didn't even care that some retard might buy it for thousands of dollars. On sheer principle I threw that garbage right in the garbage.

    Just because some idiot will pay for it... that don't make it art.
     
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  10. tattered

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    Quoted for troof
     
  11. fletcher

    fletcher Darkness always says hello.
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    7 of 11. Just goes to show how much "modern art" is just total bullshit.
     
  12. Absolutely

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    I'd put some of these toddler-art in my house...
     
  13. gleet

    gleet What's black and white and red all over?

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    Sure... eh heh eh heh...

    oh, and
     
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    samurai Ridiculum Anserini

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    I did much better in Geography & History...which means nothing here.
     
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    I wish I knew her so I could call her Cheryl Tunt all the time.
     
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  17. Psychopath

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    I went to an art school. All modern art is bullshit. I've had diarrhea that looks better than anything she has ever painted. I took an American art history class while in art school and it's all bullshit. All that modern art is made by wasp assholes who have nothing better. The only modern art I can respect is a bunch of mobile sculptures that made loud squeaking noises to irritate people.
     
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  18. Norm Stansfield

    Norm Stansfield 私は亀が好きだ。

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    6. Are those real, or is dey bein funny?
     
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    I got 10 of 11 because I am both an asshole and an idiot.
     
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    8/11, but I do think it's unfair only to show us a snippet of the canvas.
     
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    I got 9 only because I have 2 year old.
     
  23. THE FEZ MAN

    THE FEZ MAN as a matter of fact i dont have 5$

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    If someone pays me they can call it what ever they want. When the the cash leaves there hand then enters mine i dont give a flying fuck what happens to the garbage i make
     
  24. Creasy Bear

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    That's the spirit.

    You, sir... are a true artiste.
     
  25. DR. Jimcy M.E.

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    4 right

    paint robocop, at least he's cool
     

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