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Canada Tightens Border over fear of illegal Americans

Discussion in 'Current Events' started by Psychopath, Oct 17, 2012.

  1. Psychopath

    Psychopath Plata O Plomo

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    http://www.newyorker.com/online/blogs/borowitzreport/2012/10/canada-tightens-border.html
    I really can't stand the people who threaten to do this. Fucking scum.
     
  2. KRSOne

    KRSOne Registered User

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    I thought Canadians were so loving and liberal and so much better than dirty hateful Americans.
     
  3. Psychopath

    Psychopath Plata O Plomo

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    Fuck off, faggot.
     
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    I don't blame em. The wetbacks are pushing north.
     
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    Seriously dude, try the ignore feature if he bothers you that much.
     
  6. mr. sin

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    sorry i will not be stepping foot into that country unless i was on vacation! fuck them!
     
  7. MagicBob

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    cant figure out who got hooked harder by the story.... psycho, mr. sin or KRSone.
     
  8. whiskeyguy

    whiskeyguy PR representative for Drunk Whiskeyguy.

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    After reading the thread title the first thing I thought was "The Onion?"
     
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    You'd think this would have given it away:
     
  10. OccupyWackbag

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    What a bunch of dopes in Canada. Every election people go one about how if so and so gets elected I'm leaving the country. And every election they just go on living their lives.

    Oh literal, late to the party Canada.
     
  11. Hack Hawk Down

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    You know this is satire right? Borowitz Report. Think about it.
    By the way, I cross that border into Canada at least 3 times a month for work. A Canadian border guard was shot last night by an American at the crossing I use. So they would have reason to tighten up.
     
    #11 Hack Hawk Down, Oct 18, 2012
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  12. Yesterdays Hero

    Yesterdays Hero She's better than you, Smirkalicious.

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    Meh. I'm not a hockey fan. Not really a fan of much, come to think of it.

    I do enjoy the ire raised by other members when anything 'Canada' is brought up though.
     
  13. stevethrower

    stevethrower Got Sig?

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    X2 eh
     
  14. d0uche_n0zzle

    d0uche_n0zzle **Negative_Creep**

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    Bag milk makes people think crazy thoughts.
     
  15. Jambi

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    Take off to the Great White North. It's a beauty way to go.
     
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    Indeed , eh?
    [​IMG]
     
  17. mascan42

    mascan42 Registered User

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    Um . . . seriously?
    Come on, guys . . .
    Anybody getting it yet?
     
  18. Chino Kapone

    Chino Kapone Yo, whats wrong wit da beer we got?

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    They're not even a real country anyway. With all that hockey hullabaloo and that bitch Anne Murray too.

     
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    That;s seriously fucking funny!
     

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