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Canadian Man Sorry for Chugging Eight Beers and Swimming to Detroit

Discussion in 'Current Events' started by Party Rooster, Jul 26, 2013.

  1. Party Rooster

    Party Rooster Unleash The Beast

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  2. HandPanzer

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    8 beers and he's swimming to Detroit!? Canadian beer must be insanely strong or he's a fucking lightweight.
     
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  3. SatansCheerledr

    SatansCheerledr Ideologically Unsound

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    When I was a kid swimming across a river was legal.

    Yea,

    That was back when everything wasn't illegal.
     
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  4. the Streif

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    Wait, he swam to Detroit?
    Who the fuck swims to Detroit?
    That's fucking insane!
    That's how whitey escapes from Detroit, because, well, we all know why..........
     
  5. Mags

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    We really need a fence to keep these dirty wetbacks out of our country.
     
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  6. Norm Stansfield

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    Feat of strength? It's a river, not the fucking Atlantic. How hard could it be to swim across it?
     
  7. BIV

    BIV I'm Biv Dick Black, the Over Poster.

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    "Here, hold my beer, eh."
     
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  8. Cunt Smasher

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    When I read the headline I tried to imagine what a river bordering Detroit would look like, and why in doGs name anybody would want to swim in it.
     
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    The canucks should see this story and just be glad that the negro isn't a strong swimmer.
     
  11. stevethrower

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    Mexicans are though...
     
  12. BIV

    BIV I'm Biv Dick Black, the Over Poster.

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    No asparagus to pick in Canada.
     
  13. Yesterdays Hero

    Yesterdays Hero She's better than you, Smirkalicious.

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    There was a darkie in my kids Pre-School class. Every Monday/Wednesday was pool day. Fucker was petrified of the water. Screamed blue murder each time.

    Wish the 8-beer tard sank. Who's 'Sorry' for things?
     
  14. stevethrower

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    Actually down that way there is a lot of corn... and holy shit is it flat in that area...
     
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    Memory gland oozing...

    Back when I was in Navy bootcamp... you had to be able to get from one side of the pool to the other as a requirement for graduation. Not "swim"... just "get". You could like crawl on the bottom if you wanted to, but you had to somehow make it to the other side.

    Every white guy just jumped right in and paddled merrily across the pool... while all but like two of the black guys hit the water and panicked and flailed around like drowning cats, or just sunk like stones to the bottom.

    My boot camp company commander saw me pass the swimming test they gave for the Navy Diver/SEAL qualification, and that was it... he made me the official company swimming instructor for all the black guys in the company. Holy crap... that was a mission impossible. I learned real quick to stay well out of arm's reach of any black guy who was trying to swim. The first thing they did when they panicked was grab the nearest white guy in a death grip.

    The best I could do with most of them was teach them how to bounce off the bottom until they made it to the other side. They all made it eventually, but damn it was an ordeal getting them there.
     
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  17. Lord Zero

    Lord Zero Viciously Silly

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    That's a good mother.
    Holy fuck. I can't stand when they put the credit over wrong picture. How fucking hard can it be to fix that? I know it's not an actual mistake, but it's still retarded.
     
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    We had to learn to use our pants as a flotation device.
     

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