Movie Captain Marvel, starring Brie Larson: 03/08/19

They think they’ll be attacked by trannies?

I wonder what the people who complained about Brie Larson thought would happen.

Probably not this...

Total Lifetime Grosses

Domestic:
$374,133,563
+ Foreign:
$663,500,000​
= Worldwide:
$1,037,633,563
Just imagine how it would have done if it was actually a good movie.
 

Pigdango

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Just imagine how it would have done if it was actually a good movie.
It was ok. It’s currently #39 on the all time Domestic box office chart and there are about 15 movies that are worse than it that made more money.
 

Pigdango

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Jesus... now you got me curious. Piggy, list them worse movies!
Here's the complete list of movies (currently) ahead of Captain Marvel. I will highlight the ones that I think are worse than Captain Marvel:

Star Wars The Force Awakens
Avatar
Black Panther
Avengers Infinity War
Titanic
Jurassic World
The Avengers
Star Wars The Last Jedi
Incredibles 2
The Dark Knight
Rogue One: A Star Wars Story
Beauty and the Beast
Finding Dory
Star Wars The Phantom Menace
Star Wars A New Hope
Avengers Age of Ultron
The Dark Knight Rises

Shrek 2
ET
Hunger Games Catching Fire
Pirates of the Caribbean Dead Men's Chest

Lion King
Jurassic World Fallen Kingdom
Toy Story 3
Wonder Woman
Iron Man 3

Captain America Civil War
Hunger Games
Jumanji Welcome to the Jungle
Spider-Man
Jurassic Park
Transformers Revenge of the Fallen
Frozen
Guardians of the Galaxy vol. 2
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows 2
Finding Nemo
Star Wars Revenge of the Sith
Lord of the Rings Return of the King

And I think when you really look at this list, I'm probably being generous. You could make a case for a few others being worse than Captain Marvel. (Looking at you, Revenge of the Sith)
 

BIV

I'm Biv Dick Black, the Over Poster.
Here's the complete list of movies (currently) ahead of Captain Marvel. I will highlight the ones that I think are worse than Captain Marvel:

Star Wars The Force Awakens
Avatar
Black Panther
Avengers Infinity War
Titanic
Jurassic World
The Avengers
Star Wars The Last Jedi
Incredibles 2
The Dark Knight
Rogue One: A Star Wars Story
Beauty and the Beast
Finding Dory
Star Wars The Phantom Menace
Star Wars A New Hope
Avengers Age of Ultron
The Dark Knight Rises

Shrek 2
ET
Hunger Games Catching Fire
Pirates of the Caribbean Dead Men's Chest

Lion King
Jurassic World Fallen Kingdom
Toy Story 3
Wonder Woman
Iron Man 3

Captain America Civil War
Hunger Games
Jumanji Welcome to the Jungle
Spider-Man
Jurassic Park
Transformers Revenge of the Fallen
Frozen
Guardians of the Galaxy vol. 2
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows 2
Finding Nemo
Star Wars Revenge of the Sith
Lord of the Rings Return of the King

And I think when you really look at this list, I'm probably being generous. You could make a case for a few others being worse than Captain Marvel. (Looking at you, Revenge of the Sith)
Have to disagree a little


R1 was a better movie. You are still insane on this topic.


GotG2 was FAR superior.


It's about even with BP. Maybe a bit worse, but not by much.


Ultrons lows were lower than Cap/ Marvel, for sure, but it's highs were better than anything in CM. Though I'd probably put CM ahead.


IMO, it's near the top of the "lower third" of the Marvel movies. A very "meh" film. Not bad, but not really worth watching again.
 

crippledalbino

The God of 42nd Street
Donator
Have to disagree a little


R1 was a better movie. You are still insane on this topic.


GotG2 was FAR superior.


It's about even with BP. Maybe a bit worse, but not by much.


Ultrons lows were lower than Cap/ Marvel, for sure, but it's highs were better than anything in CM. Though I'd probably put CM ahead.


IMO, it's near the top of the "lower third" of the Marvel movies. A very "meh" film. Not bad, but not really worth watching again.
R1 is a not a better movie. R1 is terrible ridiculousness. Your wounds over the loss of the EU are tainting your vision.
 

BIV

I'm Biv Dick Black, the Over Poster.
R1 is a not a better movie. R1 is terrible ridiculousness. Your wounds over the loss of the EU are tainting your vision.
It's not great, but it's better than CM. Better than most of the pre and post quels as well.
 

LiddyRules

I'm Gonna Be The Bestest Pilot in the Galaxy
R1 is a not a better movie. R1 is terrible ridiculousness. Your wounds over the loss of the EU are tainting your vision.
You're forgetting that the end of Rogue One has Darth Vader slaughtering people with a lightsaber and until that moment, @BIV never believed he was a badass.
 

LiddyRules

I'm Gonna Be The Bestest Pilot in the Galaxy
Here's the complete list of movies (currently) ahead of Captain Marvel. I will highlight the ones that I think are worse than Captain Marvel:

Star Wars The Force Awakens
Avatar
Black Panther
Avengers Infinity War
Titanic
Jurassic World
The Avengers
Star Wars The Last Jedi
Incredibles 2
The Dark Knight
Rogue One: A Star Wars Story
Beauty and the Beast
Finding Dory
Star Wars The Phantom Menace
Star Wars A New Hope
Avengers Age of Ultron
The Dark Knight Rises

Shrek 2
ET
Hunger Games Catching Fire
Pirates of the Caribbean Dead Men's Chest

Lion King
Jurassic World Fallen Kingdom
Toy Story 3
Wonder Woman
Iron Man 3

Captain America Civil War
Hunger Games
Jumanji Welcome to the Jungle
Spider-Man
Jurassic Park
Transformers Revenge of the Fallen
Frozen
Guardians of the Galaxy vol. 2
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows 2
Finding Nemo
Star Wars Revenge of the Sith
Lord of the Rings Return of the King

And I think when you really look at this list, I'm probably being generous. You could make a case for a few others being worse than Captain Marvel. (Looking at you, Revenge of the Sith)
You think Shrek 2 and Finding Dory are better than Captain Marvel? And I don't know if that's Beauty and the Beast is live or animated.

And I bet you thought I'd call you out in thinking TDKR is worse.

I don't get how Incredibly 2 is that high.
 

crippledalbino

The God of 42nd Street
Donator
You're forgetting that the end of Rogue One has Darth Vader slaughtering people with a lightsaber and until that moment, @BIV never believed he was a badass.
Oh yeah, I remember that. Vader standing in space with his ridiculous codpiece after the good guys were already getting away due to having correctly found the planet Wifi. Way better than a movie with a plot, character motivations, and a flat ass that hates white men.
 

LiddyRules

I'm Gonna Be The Bestest Pilot in the Galaxy
Oh yeah, I remember that. Vader standing in space with his ridiculous codpiece after the good guys were already getting away due to having correctly found the planet Wifi. Way better than a movie with a plot, character motivations, and a flat ass that hates white men.
Kyber Crystals.
 

Atomic Fireball

Well-Known Member
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Say "cheese"



Marvel is subverting expectations. Bring back our beloved sullen, smirking Captain Marvel


 

LiddyRules

I'm Gonna Be The Bestest Pilot in the Galaxy
Say "cheese"



Marvel is subverting expectations. Bring back our beloved sullen, smirking Captain Marvel


I've seen more pictures of her smiling than not, but fuck it, if that's the hill you want to die on, more power to you. Alita 4ever!
 

BIV

I'm Biv Dick Black, the Over Poster.
This is the only one I can't logically explain. Why was this movie a success?



I thought me and Piggy finally made you stop saying this.
Nostalgia+Pratt+Dinosaurs are cool+Cool trailers+China
 

LiddyRules

I'm Gonna Be The Bestest Pilot in the Galaxy
This is the only one I can't logically explain. Why was this movie a success?



I thought me and Piggy finally made you stop saying this.
I can understand World. Fallen Kingdom on the other hand...
 

BIV

I'm Biv Dick Black, the Over Poster.
This is the only one I can't logically explain. Why was this movie a success?



I thought me and Piggy finally made you stop saying this.
I still don't think it's a bad movie, just not as good as when I first saw it. It's "Meh".


It's still better than most of the SW shit they have released post-RotJ


And it's not that hard to be a better movie than a "6" like CM.


I wouldn't even argue that hard if you folks think it's not as good as CM, I just don't agree. I'm sure my personal preferences are what push it over the top for me.


The glaring error is Piggy thinking it's better than GotG2. That's borderline blasphemy.
 

Pigdango

Silence, you mortal Fuck!
Donator
I still don't think it's a bad movie, just not as good as when I first saw it. It's "Meh".


It's still better than most of the SW shit they have released post-RotJ


And it's not that hard to be a better movie than a "6" like CM.


I wouldn't even argue that hard if you folks think it's not as good as CM, I just don't agree. I'm sure my personal preferences are what push it over the top for me.


The glaring error is Piggy thinking it's better than GotG2. That's borderline blasphemy.
Wasn’t your primary beef with Captain Marvel that Brie Larson wasn’t charismatic enough? I will certainly respect that opinion, but then...you know. Rogue One has an entire cast like that - each one less charismatic than the last.
 

Pigdango

Silence, you mortal Fuck!
Donator
You think Shrek 2 and Finding Dory are better than Captain Marvel? And I don't know if that's Beauty and the Beast is live or animated.

And I bet you thought I'd call you out in thinking TDKR is worse.

I don't get how Incredibly 2 is that high.
The 15 I highlighted are ones I can argue all day are worse than CM. I’m not really going to get in a fight about a cartoon. Cartoons are fine. They’re all fine. And yes that’s the live action Beauty Beast.
 

LiddyRules

I'm Gonna Be The Bestest Pilot in the Galaxy
Wasn’t your primary beef with Captain Marvel that Brie Larson wasn’t charismatic enough? I will certainly respect that opinion, but then...you know. Rogue One has an entire cast like that - each one less charismatic than the last.
FMK the Ben Mendelssohn edition: Larson, Jones, Olivia Cooke
 
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