Car crash in Notamerica....

NikkorTheMonk

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I think it was a Def Lepard arm that went across the road.
 

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Seat belts? Where we're going, we don't need seat belts.
 

lajikal

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I think it was a Def Lepard arm that went across the road.
If it was an arm you gotta pick it up, fold the fingers back except the pointer finger and poke the corpse in the nose repeatedly to verify that he is indeed dead.
 

ShooterMcGavin

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Seat belts? Where we're going, we don't need seat belts.
Exactly. A seat-belt wearer would have survived.......after about 6 months in a coma and paralysis under the waste.
 

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If it was an arm you gotta pick it up, fold the fingers back except the pointer finger and poke the corpse in the nose repeatedly to verify that he is indeed dead.
You would make a fine police officer. I watched a deputy at a really bad fatality collision helping the coroner take the bodies out of a mangled car. He found a hand, picked it up, flipped me off with it then shoved it into a bag. A while ago a homeless guy got hit by a train. A rookie local cop showed up to the scene and looked at the sheet that was over the body. He looked at me "wow, he sure is short". I looked at him - "the other half of him is over there" and pointed to another sheet 20 yards away. Rookie turned white as that sheet, puked. I lol'd.
 

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I don't feel bad for these rich faggots. They drift race in front of traffic, I've seen videos where they drift race around cars and drive on the wrong side of the road. This is the same country that won't let woman drive, but lets these fuckups keep licenses. Fuck them.