So, in about a month I may be going to Chicago with the wife. She has some sort of work crap to do during the days for 4 days, leaving me with free time to do whatever. What I need to know is what is there to do? Yeah Mollys cupcakes but even a fat fuck like me can only spend so much time there. SO what else? Hookers? Blow? Where do I get this? What places do I stay away from? Any cool bars I can go to and hang out at?