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Chimps Freed After 30 Years As Lab Animals

Discussion in 'Current Events' started by Motor Head, Sep 6, 2011.

  1. Motor Head

    Motor Head HIGHWAY TRASH REMOVAL

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    Link http://www.gizmodo.com.au/2011/09/lab-chimps-see-daylight-for-first-time/

    Video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YCuxabHGe5Q&feature=player_embedded

    Don't let me down guys.
     
  2. Norm Stansfield

    Norm Stansfield 私は亀が好きだ。

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    Imagine you have HIV and only a few years left, and some asshole is more worried about chimps than finding a cure.
     
  3. Don the Radio Guy

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    After the video ended, they went straight to the rent-to-own rim shop.
     
  4. jimmyslostchin

    jimmyslostchin Malarkey is slang for bullshit isn't it?

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    Were they promised 40 acres and a mule?

    This thread is going to be amazing.
     
  5. Don the Radio Guy

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    ACORN signed them up to vote. 23 times.
     
  6. Buster H

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    KidConnor was dealing with them the whole weekend.
     
  7. Voss's Tumor

    Voss's Tumor Banned

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    You ass hole, I was coming here to make the same joke.

    Great minds think a lot.
     
  8. Absolutely

    Absolutely Self-Heavy

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    That video makes me sad...
     
  9. gleet

    gleet What's black and white and red all over?

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    Ya, das chimp ist gut!
     
  10. ih8Uboo-boo

    ih8Uboo-boo (R)acist

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    Did any of them hang themselves at the halfway house after their release?
     
  11. ShooterMcGavin

    ShooterMcGavin Go back to your shanties.

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    :popcorn:

    I'm going to enjoy this thread very much.
     
  12. ShooterMcGavin

    ShooterMcGavin Go back to your shanties.

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    By the way, did they shoot the guy who freed them?
     
  13. fletcher

    fletcher Darkness always says hello.
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    They were all given jobs bagging groceries at local supermarkets as a condition of their release.
     
  14. ShooterMcGavin

    ShooterMcGavin Go back to your shanties.

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    fify
     
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    I bet they are pissed that they were released after the first of the month. No 40's or Newports for a few more weeks...
     
  16. Hate & Discontent

    Hate & Discontent Yo, homie. Is that my briefcase?

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    Within a week, they were robbing banana stands at gunpoint.
     
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    A man did once tell me that there is always money in the banana stand.

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  18. ShooterMcGavin

    ShooterMcGavin Go back to your shanties.

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    :icon_lol:
     
  19. JonBenetRamsey

    JonBenetRamsey well shit the bed

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    it's good to see that one of them immediately found work as a bouncer
     
  20. LiddyRules

    LiddyRules I'm Gonna Be The Bestest Pilot In The Whole Galaxy

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    I blame Liev Shreiber and Bob Dylan.
     
  21. Motor Head

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    Sgt. Bonzo approves. Job security.
     
  22. Hudson

    Hudson Supreme Champion!!!!!
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    In unrelated news Germany's Popeye franchise posted record earnings for the past month.
     
  23. Stig

    Stig Wackbag's New Favorite Heel

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    It's like watching the ending of Roots all over again.
     

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