Chinese Condoms Too Small For South Africa

SuperGolfer

I got it from a negro
#1
Write your own joke:

Chinese condoms too small for South Africa, judge rules in country most-affected by HIV/AIDS

BRIAN BROWDIE
DAILY NEWS WRITER

Saturday, September 17th 2011, 11:30 AM

A South African court on Friday blocked a government purchase of Chinese female condoms, saying they are too small for South Africans.

When it comes to condoms in South Africa, size matters.

A South African court on Friday halted the shipment of 11 million female condoms from China, saying they were too small, made from the wrong material, and not approved by the World Health Organization, according to AFP.

Judge Sulet Potterill of the Pretoria high court axed a decision by the country’s finance minister to award a contract to a firm called Siqamba Medical, which planned to buy the Phoenurse-brand condoms from China.

The ruling was sparked by rival firm, Sekunjalo Investments Corporation. Officials from the company went to court after losing a bid to supply condoms that were 20 percent larger than the Chinese ones.

The judge said the matter was urgent because the distribution of condoms is vital to curb the spread of HIV/AIDS and to prevent unwanted pregnancies.

The court also found that the Chinese condoms are made from polyurethane and not the government-approved nitrile rubber.

Siqamba Medical was to deliver the condoms by Aug. 31 of next year.

According to the CIA World Factbook, South Africa has more people living with HIV/AIDS infections than any country in the world, with 5.6 million of its nearly 50 million people carrying the virus.



Read more: http://www.nydailynews.com/news/wor...r_south_africa_judge_rules.html#ixzz1YER9RYYr
 

MayrMeninoCrash

Liberal Psycopath
#3
Story would've been funnier if it was, say, Congo or Zaire that couldn't fit in the Chinese condoms.
 

ShooterMcGavin

Go back to your shanties.
#4
Isn't South Africa mostly white people with English accents?
 

Lord Zero

Viciously Silly
#5
The judge said the matter was urgent because the distribution of condoms is vital to curb the spread of HIV/AIDS and to prevent unwanted pregnancies.
No it isn't. They won't use the condoms anyway.
 

d0uche_n0zzle

**Negative_Creep**
#6
Those damn commies think everyone is packing a Bobo sized cawk.
 

gleet

What's black and white and red all over?
#7
Isn't South Africa mostly white people with English accents?
Yeah, so? It's still Chinese sized condoms they are talking about.

I thought this was the most popular South African condom:

 

Yesterdays Hero

She's better than you, Smirkalicious.
#13
Female Condoms? So the Shwoogie Slits have big giant pussies compared to the hand-in-glove size of the Slant Eyes?
 
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