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Chinese toddler drives car, sucks pacifier

Discussion in 'Cool Internet Videos' started by gleet, Sep 4, 2011.

  1. gleet

    gleet What's black and white and red all over?

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    http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/video/news/3788620/Chinese-girl-aged-4-drives-car.html

    http://theweek.com/article/index/218909/a-toddler-driving-through-traffic-the-shocking-video
     
  2. Party Rooster

    Party Rooster Unleash The Beast

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    Chinese Superkids. DMFD.
     
  3. lajikal

    lajikal Registered User

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    her parents fuckiin' rule. learned to drive manual sitting on my uncle's lap when i was 3 or 4. he would took me away from my parents to go have fun, but i don't remember much else.
     
  4. gleet

    gleet What's black and white and red all over?

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    When my boy was less than a year, we were going down a two track road through the sagebrush. I had him on my lap and put his hands on the wheel, then I let go. He kept it in the road for a mile, going around curves and everything. His momma was impressed, not realizing that the pickup would steer itself in those deep tire tracks.
     
  5. Party Rooster

    Party Rooster Unleash The Beast

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    Probably for the best. :action-sm
     
  6. gleet

    gleet What's black and white and red all over?

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    You're saying he was molested, wasn't he?
     
  7. Mother Shucker

    Mother Shucker I'm over here now.

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    I was going to say "who is working the pedals, this shit is fake" but saw the end. That is fucked up.
     
  8. lajikal

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    Lalala happy thoughts happy thoughts
     
  9. JonBenetRamsey

    JonBenetRamsey well shit the bed

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    when american kids drive cars, it's because they like to do hood rat shit. when the chinese kids drive cars, they're training.
     
  10. gleet

    gleet What's black and white and red all over?

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    Why should a fully trained and equipped combat soldier be used to drive a truck in a convoy during the big invasion when a kid could do the same job?
     

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