Chris Benoit: The Movie? Long as there's Kid Killing...

Mags

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Oct 22, 2004
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There will be no kid strangling.

The American public could never stomach it.
 

Ego

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They'll allude to it like a motherfucker. Have him going into his kid's room. Shadows. A "What's going on, Daddy?" Some muffled sounds.
 

Lord Zero

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They'll allude to it like a motherfucker. Have him going into his kid's room. Shadows. A "What's going on, Daddy?" Some muffled sounds.
I hope they include a scene where a homicide detective picks up Daniel Benoit's arm and allows it to drop three times before declaring him dead.
 

LiddyRules

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The Undertaker plays the undertaker.

If the film is the "biographical thriller" they claim it will be, they will show the kid dying. It's the heart of the point of the darkness of the story.
 

LiddyRules

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Work in Irwin R. Shyster and and Brutus "The Barber" Beefcake and Im sold.
Did Benoit have issues with back taxes? Well, he does now. And I'm sure his son needed a haircut at some point. Moreover, the movie will delve into his military career where he butts heads with his commanding officer. Sgt. S. Laughter. (Laughter pronounced Lauter, like Lautner without the N.)
 

Don the Radio Guy

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This has production hell written all over it. Vince will sue the shit out of these people until they give up. He's doing everything he can to pretend Chris Benoit never existed. Why, I don't know. It's not the worst scandal that the company has ever had. I guess it's a personal thing for him.
 

Stormrider666

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This has production hell written all over it. Vince will sue the shit out of these people until they give up. He's doing everything he can to pretend Chris Benoit never existed. Why, I don't know. It's not the worst scandal that the company has ever had. I guess it's a personal thing for him.
I don't know about that. No scandal gets bigger than a double murder that may or may not been caused by the effects of the guy's industry. I think the rush to celebrate Benoit's life 24 hours after the bodies were found may have some thing to do with it as well.
 
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Randazzo slammed McMahon in his book for "exploiting" his wrestlers with tributes when they died. Now he looks to make some money off the tragedy himself, right?