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Chris Christie on His Weight: 'If It Were Easy, I'd Already Have It Fixed'

Discussion in 'Current Events' started by BIV, Jul 3, 2012.

  1. BIV

    BIV I'm Biv Dick Black, the Over Poster.

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    http://news.yahoo.com/chris-christi...RhaWQDBHBzdGNhdANob21lBHB0A3NlY3Rpb25z;_ylv=3
     
  2. Mags

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    It is easy, fatboy, if you're not lazy.
     
  3. BIV

    BIV I'm Biv Dick Black, the Over Poster.

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    You obviously missed:

    And does Wackbag have the AIDS today? Nothing is being marked as "read."

    EDIT: NM, I bent it to my will *cue evil laugh*
     
  4. MayrMeninoCrash

    MayrMeninoCrash Liberal Psycopath

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    Calories Burned > Calories taken in - you will lose weight. Even Conservative VP candidates should be able to handle that math problem. Working out does nothing if you follow it up with a banana split and a bag of Doritos afterwards.
     
  5. whiskeyguy

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    I understand why people are obese... too much food was rarely an issue in our past, so we're designed to eat whatever's available. You could never have too many calories, because you were out tilling soil or whatever all day. When I was logging I could eat 6,000 calories a day and I'd still lose weight. The problem is now everyone works in an office but still has that instinct to eat whatever is available. Diets are important, but you really have to work out and burn calories every day if you plan on staying in any reasonable shape without taking drastic measures.
     
  6. Party Rooster

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    Sounds like he is using eating as a "crutch" in the vein of addicts. He should be seeing a shrink in addition to a personal trainer. He's gotta be sneaking food on the sly because a guy in his position should be able to eat healthy enough to lose weight if he's working out 4 days a week.
     
  7. Neon

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    Fucking /thread
     
  8. Mags

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    Exactly. Even if he's training hard 4 days a week (which I doubt), he's still a gluttonous piggy

    He has zero willpower.
     
  9. Neon

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    And just like Wowmagnet said - it IS easy, once you actually want to do. I lost 90 lbs in 2009 and because I really wanted to, it was a fucking cakewalk (or celerywalk... meh meh).
     
  10. Falldog

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    Who the fuck is his trainer, Dennis Nedry?
     
  11. phillyfranko

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    yeah , its not that hard ... i lost 31 lbs so far. You must really make a lifestyle change,diets only work for a while. I changed what i eat and when , and try to only eat small healthy portions when i am really hungry. Plus i walk , ride the bike and do other excersises and stretches.
     
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    I think he shares the same trainer as Shamu the killer whale, but Christie eats more than him...I call him Fat Fattie ...
     
  13. Neon

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    I'm wondering why you went with Nedry as opposed to Newman. I'd think more people would recognize the latter. I did get a good laugh at that, though.
     
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    Not trying to speak for Falldog, but sometimes the more obscure character / the first name/last name combo as opposed to just a last name is funnier.
     
  15. Neon

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    Look who you're talking to. I'm the obscure reference keeeyd. I was wondering if it was that or if he was thinking of a specific scene when he posted that.
     
  16. Falldog

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    It's been awhile since anyone's been spit in the face.
     
  17. Neon

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    Amazingly enough, that also happened to him in Seinfeld.
     
  18. fletcher

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    Tell that to fandango. His obscure reference almost made him quit the internets.
     
  19. Falldog

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    Well I just made a Demolition Man reference to someone on Facebook that I know she's not gonna get.
     
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    1st world problems.
     
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    You spelled excersize wrong.
     
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    GTL, Gym, Tan, Laundry, easy. What kind of New Jersian is this guy?
     
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    Oh look, the dumb cunt has opened his mouth. How's those wild fires going, faggot?
     
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    He won't know until Alex Jones turns the fires into a Conspirasheep™ story.
     
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    HAARP Superweapon testing.
     

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