Chris Rock: We Should All Do What "Dad" Obama Tells Us To

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Chris Rock: The President of the United States is our boss, our Dad


During a press conference with the mayor's against gun control, actor Chris Rock said he was there to support President Obama's plan for gun control.

"The President of the United States is - you know - our boss, but he's also you know, the President and the First Lady are like the mom and the dad of the country and when your dad says something you listen - if you don't it kind of bites you in the ass later on," Rock said.

As a comedian, Rock was famous for trashing President George W. Bush in his comedy sketches including this one where he mocks the president for being the worst fu**ing president of all time.
Hey, remember when Chris Rock called his Boss Daddy a retard?


Fuck him and all the other phony edgy musicians and entertainers. Fight the man? They have become mouthpieces for the man.
 

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Chris Rock played a president in Head of State and therefore knows what he is talking about; President Obama is our boss and we should follow everything he says and does unquestionably.
 

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That Uncle Tom has come a long way since playing Pookie.
 

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Actually we're Obama's boss... in theory.

Fucking retard.
 

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Chris is right...Daddy Barry knows what's best for us...

 

Arch Stanton

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The guy hasn't said a thing that is funny without it being written for him. And, this continues to prove that.
 

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It should be required reading. As with Dmitry Pisarev, Nikolay Dobrolyubov, Nikolay Chernyshevsky and Karl Marx.
That would be a good start, maybe then people will stop throwing around the "communist" and "socialist" nonsense just because someone else said it first.
 

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Yeah... but remember when Chris Rock said that same thing about George Bush when he was in office?

Oh... that's right... that never happened, nor would it ever happen in a million billion years.
 

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Just lost a lot of respect for that guy.
 

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Allow me to clarify and restate Chris Rock's point for the record: Every man, woman, and child in America should submit completely and without reservation to the trustworthy whims of unchecked executive power. The President is the highest, most just, most benign authority in the country whose intentions, abilities, and ideas should never be questioned. We are all his children.

What fucking bullshit. Any black person that puts that much faith in government should have their skin forcibly bleached white; they've learned nothing for the struggles of those that preceded them.

Chris is fucked up.
 

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It's not 1998, so why are people listening to anything Chris Rock says?

He should stick to his screaming ****** zebra cash cow and keep quiet about politics.
 

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He's a soft, weak, fraudulent motherfucker like the vast majority of stand ups. Obama got elected and half their acts disappeared. They didn't have a soft presidential target like Clinton or Bush to mock. Imagine a White man making a career out of smashing a Black president and then when a White president gets elected...

WOAH WOAH WOAH FELLA! THAT IS THE COMMANDER AND CHIEF YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT!
 

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Black people are so transparent its amazing. Black president says we should do something and its "Hell yeah. He's right. He's our president we should listen to the man and do whatever he wants.". White president wants to do the exact same thing "FUCK THAT CRACKA ASS CRACKA".