Discussion in 'Current Events' started by Falldog, Sep 4, 2012.
I find it hysterical how much of a douche he is in real life, especially when compared to the jokes.
Only 1000 years of darkness? Compared to a lot of the posters here, that makes him a dirty liberal.
I think we should start a thread every time a celebrity makes a political statement. Or better yet how about a 'What Celebrities Are Saying Today' megathread?
I hear Nicki Minaj said something in support of Mitt Romney and has received death threats as a result.
Zachary Quinto thinks HBO's 'Newsroom' is an accurate depiction of how conservatives think.
Jason Biggs tweeted about Janna Ryan and Ann Romney's anuses and his wife tweeted about all the 8th grade pussy they'd get as a result of Biggs winning a teen choice award. Then Nickelodeon posted a link to his Twitter page. Roseanne Barr said most billionaires are pedophiles and consumers of violent pedo porn.
Im sick of both Chuck Norris and the stupid Chuck Norris jokes. There is a new advert referencing the joke that makes me want to hurl my remote through the TV screen.
Never laughed at one chuck norris joke, i would just stare blankly whenever someone would tell one.
I never understood how Chuck got famous in the first place. It's kind of hard to act badass when you're wearing mom jeans.
Here's a portion of ol' Chuck's entry at #1 on Cracked's "5 Movie Martial Artists That Lost a Deathmatch to Dignity" list.
Walker, Texas Ranger is one of the greatest unintentional comedies of all times. I stumbled upon an all-night marathon some crappy network was running one night when I was half in the bag and I was absolutely riveted. I couldn't take my eyes off it. It is Chuck Norris' unwitting self-parody of his own delusional ego. It is the nuclear option of a backfiring ego stroking gone Hiroshima.
It is the best worst thing you will ever see.
Conan's Walker:Texas Ranger bit was kinda funny. Does that count as a Chuck Norris joke?
That was a Walker Texas Ranger joke, not a Chuck Norris joke.
It makes CSI seem logical and well thought out.
Yup. I actually enjoyed Walker when it was on Saturday nights, but I was like 10 years old. As an adult it's great in different ways.
A great ska band from the 90s in Austin.
This is why
The fucking site wont let me post a video again.
Fixed. Use the "insert video" tags, stupid.
How much pedo pr0n will they find in Chucks storage locker? "whaa"
I did, the site just freezes. It's a glitch that needs to be fixed.
Works fine for me. Maybe it's your browser.
Chuck should know that Romney isn't any better.
Good idea, bro.
How can Obama win when hes such a under dog with the fund raising...
It's literal Kirk.
There were plenty of great ska bands, old man. Too bad DJ Reacharound is looking for something a tad more hip these days.
Kirk is a fucking loser.
When I saw 1000 years of darkness I thought we were gonna be giving out reparations.