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Church cheers as 4-year-old sings ‘ain’t no homos gonna make it to heaven’

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  1. Party Rooster

    Party Rooster Unleash The Beast

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    [video=youtube;I7nehgKtJqg]http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=I7nehgKtJqg[/video]
     
  2. Lord Zero

    Lord Zero Viciously Silly

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    Nice sweater vest, faggot.
     
  3. MayrMeninoCrash

    MayrMeninoCrash Liberal Psycopath

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    Show Reference!!!!!

    Church people disgust me.
     
  4. Motor Head

    Motor Head HIGHWAY TRASH REMOVAL

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    If heaven is full of assholes like this, who'd want to go? Me, I'm going to Valhalla where the 15 year old bourbon is on tap and the hot tubs are filled with naked wenches as cold snow falls.
     
  5. Psychopath

    Psychopath Plata O Plomo

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    Burn it down, Varg Vikernes style.
     
  6. lajikal

    lajikal Registered User

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    Buncha cowards havin' a little kid sing what they whisper in eachother's ears.
     
  7. CousinDave

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    Barry's church cheered when his spiritual mentor said "God Damn America!" and I can assure you those N's all hate homos a lot more than any hick MidWest church goers do
     
  8. f kane

    f kane Known Traffic Menace

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    That could be one of the funniest things I've seen in a while. Kids cussing and calling people homo's is always funny. Top that, South Park!
     
  9. f kane

    f kane Known Traffic Menace

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    This
     
  10. Creasy Bear

    Creasy Bear gorgeousness and gorgeousity made flesh
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    And I hope I get there first... before you pollute all the hot tubs with your porky cop funk and befoul the wenches with your demon seed.

    Amen.
     
  11. Norm Stansfield

    Norm Stansfield 私は亀が好きだ。

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    He has a point. In fact he would even be right if the Bible was true, and Heaven was real.
     
  12. Josh_R

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    Good point. No homos are getting into heaven, neither are any straight people or anyone else.
     
  13. whiskeyguy

    whiskeyguy PR representative for Drunk Whiskeyguy.

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    If heaven has no homos, who is everyone suppose to hate when we get there?
     
  14. Creasy Bear

    Creasy Bear gorgeousness and gorgeousity made flesh
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    I have always found the religious indoctrination of children to be equal parts frightening and hilarious.
     
  15. Falldog

    Falldog Wackbag's Best Conservative
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    I hope the lot of 'em pack up and move to Guyana.
     
  16. jimmyslostchin

    jimmyslostchin Malarkey is slang for bullshit isn't it?

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    Greensburg, Indiana? THP is going a long way to troll everybody on this one.

    Your ideas are intriguing to me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.
     
  17. Don the Radio Guy

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    What the hell kind of church is that?
     
  18. Creasy Bear

    Creasy Bear gorgeousness and gorgeousity made flesh
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    Pentecostal.

    Basically... "born again" and "speaking in tongues" gee-zos freaks.

    And yes... I'm ashamed and disgusted to admit that I could jump in my car right now and be at that church in about an hour.

    Way to go Indiana... make me proud to be a hoosier.
     
  19. CousinDave

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    I wish I could speak in tongues
     
  20. Creasy Bear

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    Ooo... a potential convert.

    Son, would you like to hear the good news about Odin, Thor, hot tub snowball fights, and boozing it up for all eternity in a big beer hall in Valhalla?
     
  21. jimmyslostchin

    jimmyslostchin Malarkey is slang for bullshit isn't it?

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    Go ooooooonnnnnnnnnnnn..........
     
  22. Creasy Bear

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    Okay...

    You fight all day... hacking off heads and limbs and whatnot with your broadsword and battle axe. Come dusk, all of the hacked off parts and whatnot magically grow back and then it's party time. We brave warriors adjourn to the beer hall were we spend the rest of the evening drinking flagons of ale and mead and 15-year-old Bourbon and whatnot from those big honking horn drinking mug thingies. We stuff our faces with roasted haunches of wild boar and big ol' turkey legs and shit. We brag about our skill and exploits on the battlefield that day and we carouse with wenches... tons of wenches... fine looking wenches... no pigs or fatties allowed in Valhalla... unless you like the pigs and fatties, whatever blows your hair back.

    And then there's the hot tubs... a huge wench-filled hot tub for everybody. We sit our drunken asses in our hot tubs, fondle our wenches and rut with them like the swine we are. We sing our lusty and ribald songs, and throw snowballs at each other... that's right... hot tub snowball fight, bitches!

    And we do all that until we pass out drunk. And then we wake up in the morning(without hangovers) and then we do it all over again... lather, rinse, repeat... forever, and ever, and ever... until Ragnarok comes to pass.

    Interested? You want in on this action?
     
  23. jimmyslostchin

    jimmyslostchin Malarkey is slang for bullshit isn't it?

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    I couldn't have envisioned the afterlife better myself. The only way it could be cooler is if I could come back as some sorta hologram version of myself like a Jedi when it was real important. So do I make the check out to Three Hole Puncher or....?
     
  24. Creasy Bear

    Creasy Bear gorgeousness and gorgeousity made flesh
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    That's the best part. No donations required! We're too lazy to pay taxes and fill out all that tedious paperwork. So... all you have to do is take "The Oath"...

    And that's pretty much it. We send you a T-shirt and a certificate(suitable for framing), and we call ahead and reserve you a hot tub and a gaggle of wenches.

    It's a sweet deal, Wade.
     
  25. Norm Stansfield

    Norm Stansfield 私は亀が好きだ。

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    I was gonna say blacks, but then I found an interesting tidbit on that: when black people go to Heaven, God makes them white as a reward.
     

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