Church cheers as 4-year-old sings ‘ain’t no homos gonna make it to heaven’

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Church cheers as 4-year-old sings ‘ain’t no homos gonna make it to heaven’

By David Edwards
Wednesday, May 30, 2012 12:42 EDT

Video of a young boy at a church in Indiana being cheered as he sings about how “no homos are gonna make it to heaven” has gone viral.

“The Bible is right, somebody’s wrong,” the boy, who appears to be around 4-years-old, sings. “Romans 1 and 27, ain’t no homo gonna make it to heaven.”

Before the boy can finish the song, members of the congregation jump their feet, applauding and cheering wildly.

“That’s my boy!” one man can be heard shouting.

The church seen in the video is reportedly the Apostolic Truth Tabernacle in Greensburg, Indiana, according to both Free Thought Blogs and WRTV.

The church’s Facebook page has been inundated with comments since the video went viral on Wednesday.

“If the Apostolic Truth Tabernacle of Greensburg, IN thinks they are doing God’s work, they are sadly mistaken,” The New Civil Rights Movement’s David Badash wrote. “They are teaching hate to an entire new generation. This makes more more sad than angry. I fear for these children’s future.”

Calls to Apostolic Truth Tabernacle Pastor Jeff Sangl were not returned by the time of publication.

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If heaven is full of assholes like this, who'd want to go? Me, I'm going to Valhalla where the 15 year old bourbon is on tap and the hot tubs are filled with naked wenches as cold snow falls.
 

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Buncha cowards havin' a little kid sing what they whisper in eachother's ears.
 

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Barry's church cheered when his spiritual mentor said "God Damn America!" and I can assure you those N's all hate homos a lot more than any hick MidWest church goers do
 

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That could be one of the funniest things I've seen in a while. Kids cussing and calling people homo's is always funny. Top that, South Park!
 

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Barry's church cheered when his spiritual mentor said "God Damn America!" and I can assure you those N's all hate homos a lot more than any hick MidWest church goers do
This
 

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If heaven is full of assholes like this, who'd want to go? Me, I'm going to Valhalla where the 15 year old bourbon is on tap and the hot tubs are filled with naked wenches as cold snow falls.
And I hope I get there first... before you pollute all the hot tubs with your porky cop funk and befoul the wenches with your demon seed.

Amen.
 

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4-year-old sings ‘ain’t no homos gonna make it to heaven’
He has a point. In fact he would even be right if the Bible was true, and Heaven was real.
 

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If heaven has no homos, who is everyone suppose to hate when we get there?
 

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I have always found the religious indoctrination of children to be equal parts frightening and hilarious.
 

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I hope the lot of 'em pack up and move to Guyana.
 

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Greensburg, Indiana? THP is going a long way to troll everybody on this one.

If heaven is full of assholes like this, who'd want to go? Me, I'm going to Valhalla where the 15 year old bourbon is on tap and the hot tubs are filled with naked wenches as cold snow falls.
Your ideas are intriguing to me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.
 

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What the hell kind of church is that?
Pentecostal.

Basically... "born again" and "speaking in tongues" gee-zos freaks.

And yes... I'm ashamed and disgusted to admit that I could jump in my car right now and be at that church in about an hour.

Way to go Indiana... make me proud to be a hoosier.
 

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Your ideas are intriguing to me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.
Ooo... a potential convert.

Son, would you like to hear the good news about Odin, Thor, hot tub snowball fights, and boozing it up for all eternity in a big beer hall in Valhalla?
 

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Ooo... a potential convert.

Son, would you like to hear the good news about Odin, Thor, hot tub snowball fights, and boozing it up for all eternity in a big beer hall in Valhalla?
Go ooooooonnnnnnnnnnnn..........
 

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Go ooooooonnnnnnnnnnnn..........
Okay...

You fight all day... hacking off heads and limbs and whatnot with your broadsword and battle axe. Come dusk, all of the hacked off parts and whatnot magically grow back and then it's party time. We brave warriors adjourn to the beer hall were we spend the rest of the evening drinking flagons of ale and mead and 15-year-old Bourbon and whatnot from those big honking horn drinking mug thingies. We stuff our faces with roasted haunches of wild boar and big ol' turkey legs and shit. We brag about our skill and exploits on the battlefield that day and we carouse with wenches... tons of wenches... fine looking wenches... no pigs or fatties allowed in Valhalla... unless you like the pigs and fatties, whatever blows your hair back.

And then there's the hot tubs... a huge wench-filled hot tub for everybody. We sit our drunken asses in our hot tubs, fondle our wenches and rut with them like the swine we are. We sing our lusty and ribald songs, and throw snowballs at each other... that's right... hot tub snowball fight, bitches!

And we do all that until we pass out drunk. And then we wake up in the morning(without hangovers) and then we do it all over again... lather, rinse, repeat... forever, and ever, and ever... until Ragnarok comes to pass.

Interested? You want in on this action?
 

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I couldn't have envisioned the afterlife better myself. The only way it could be cooler is if I could come back as some sorta hologram version of myself like a Jedi when it was real important. So do I make the check out to Three Hole Puncher or....?
 

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I couldn't have envisioned the afterlife better myself. The only way it could be cooler is if I could come back as some sorta hologram version of myself like a Jedi when it was real important. So do I make the check out to Three Hole Puncher or....?
That's the best part. No donations required! We're too lazy to pay taxes and fill out all that tedious paperwork. So... all you have to do is take "The Oath"...

I(state your name) do hereby renounce(name of current deity you worship) because that clown is a faggot and the afterlife He/She offers is boring and awful and faggoty. I do hereby forthwith ad hoc henceforth and whatnot swear my allegiance to Odin... God of War and King Badass of the Badasses!

Lo there do I see my father. Lo there do I see my mother and my sisters and my brothers. Lo there do I see the line of my people, back to the beginning. Lo, they bid me take my place among them. In the halls of Valhalla. Where the brave may live forever.
And that's pretty much it. We send you a T-shirt and a certificate(suitable for framing), and we call ahead and reserve you a hot tub and a gaggle of wenches.

It's a sweet deal, Wade.
 

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If heaven has no homos, who is everyone suppose to hate when we get there?
I was gonna say blacks, but then I found an interesting tidbit on that: when black people go to Heaven, God makes them white as a reward.