Church Deacon, OU Fan Tears Scrotum Of UT Fan In Bar Fight

Feb 20, 2006
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Church Deacon, OU Fan Tears Scrotum Of UT Fan In Bar Fight

POSTED: 1:43 pm CDT August 24, 2007



OKLAHOMA CITY, Okla. -- Aggravated assault charges have been filed against a church deacon and University of Oklahoma Sooners fan after officials say he grabbed a University of Texas fan between the legs during a scuffle in an Oklahoma bar.

A couple of months before the annual Red River Shootout between the Sooners and Longhorns, words were exchanged at Henry Hudson's Pub between Allen Beckett, 53, and Brian Thomas. Witnesses said it was because Thomas was wearing a UT T-shirt.

Neither Thomas or Beckett chose to comment, but the police report described what happened to the victim, including graphic details about his injuries that included a torn scrotal sack with partially exposed testicles.

Beckett's attorney, Billy Bock, said his client's actions were in self-defense.

"Sure, he's an OU fan. Not necessarily an overboard die-hard OU fan, but he certainly admits he said something in a joking fashion to the guy about his Texas T-shirt. The guy got offended. He said he was sorry," said Bock.

Bock said the apology apparently wasn't enough for the Texas fan and the man then approached his client. He said his client then grabbed the man in self-defense.

"The guy came over his other shoulder, and basically said, 'I'm getting ready to kick your you-know-what.' He said he felt threatened and he did what he thought he needed to do and grabbed him and left the bar," said Bock.

Bock adds that his client isn't a hardened criminal, but is a church deacon who makes his living as a government auditor who had gone to the bar that night for one reason -- to play darts.

Copyright 2007 by nbc5icom.



I love the photo they added to the story. Just in case in anyone didn't get the whole scrotum grabbing concept.
 

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Hook Em Balls!

I got nothing.
 

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I can't even begin to imagine the pain...

I'm typing this with one hand, because the other is down my pants, gently cradling my sack, in order to protect it from such evil.
 

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I saw the story and this was on the screen...I found it kind of funny.

 

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No, I actually cradle my sack when I am asleep. My wife teases me about it. I protect it like a newborn.
 

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this is why i hate where i live.

OU and OSU fans are the most emotional fans i have ever seen.

shitty radio station here during football season goes from KMOD to KM"OU"D. i cant wait to leave this shit-hole of a state