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Circus elephant targeted in Mississippi drive-by shooting

Discussion in 'Current Events' started by Gorilla Pimp, Apr 10, 2013.

  1. Gorilla Pimp

    Gorilla Pimp Popped a molly i'm sweatin, WOO

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    http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2013/04/10/circus-elephant-targeted-in-mississippi-drive-by-shooting/

    NIGGA I HATE ELEPHANTS! SHOOT THAT SHIT UP!
     
  2. DR. Jimcy M.E.

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    Poor Bob Kelly.
     
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  3. Motor Head

    Motor Head HIGHWAY TRASH REMOVAL

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    See, bitch! You don't cross Johnny Chimpo on no dope deal, nomsaying!!!
     
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  4. MetalBender

    MetalBender I like fistables.

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    Even in America they can't escape the natives.
     
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  5. Party Rooster

    Party Rooster Unleash The Beast

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    It was a gook drive-by?
     
  6. Hudson

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    Somewhere in Tupelo there is a very pissed off husband facepalming himself, and a fat Asian wife named Carol sighing a deep breath of relief. Hahahahahahahah!!!! I be it is Lt. Dan!!!
     
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  7. Gorilla Pimp

    Gorilla Pimp Popped a molly i'm sweatin, WOO

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    I hate when people give animals human names. This is my dog Roger.
     
  8. DR. Jimcy M.E.

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    You stay out my zoo Mr. Hip Hop! No chillin, you go now!
     
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    LiddyRules I'm Gonna Be The Bestest Pilot In The Whole Galaxy

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    You fly with the Crows don't come bitchin' when the Ravens retaliate

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  10. DR. Jimcy M.E.

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    Dammit, you reminded me Mel Blanc is dead and I'm sad now. Thanks Liddy.
     
  11. LiddyRules

    LiddyRules I'm Gonna Be The Bestest Pilot In The Whole Galaxy

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    Mel Blanc has been dead since 1989. Also, did you just have an old school animation connection, or did you not know that's from Dumbo?
     
  12. DR. Jimcy M.E.

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    An old school animation connection. I don't think he was in Dumbo.

    I just watched a Mel Blanc documentary last week. One of the best comedic actors ever.
     
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  13. Lord Zero

    Lord Zero Viciously Silly

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    And nose. And head...
     
  14. VMS

    VMS Victim of high standards and low personal skills.

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    Maybe it was just an Auburn fan, trying to get revenge for Bama fans being slope-browed tree-killing retards.
    :action-sm
     
  15. Gorilla Pimp

    Gorilla Pimp Popped a molly i'm sweatin, WOO

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    Alabama =/= Mississippi.
     
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    CougarHunter Lying causes cat piss smell.

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    What was Michael Moore doing in Mississippi?
     
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    Stig Wackbag's New Favorite Heel

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    Didn't they know that Biggie was already dead?
     
  18. VMS

    VMS Victim of high standards and low personal skills.

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    ...and what percentage of either Alabamans or Mississippians are able to read a map well enough to know where they are, again?
     
  19. Ballbuster1

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  20. Gorilla Pimp

    Gorilla Pimp Popped a molly i'm sweatin, WOO

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    that old gag.
     
  21. BIV

    BIV I'm Biv Dick Black, the Over Poster.

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    You can shoot an Asian elephant, but you will just have to come back and shoot him again a couple hours later.
     
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    Gorilla Pimp Popped a molly i'm sweatin, WOO

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    bit of a stretch for a chinese food joke.
     
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  23. JonBenetRamsey

    JonBenetRamsey well shit the bed

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    that's why you need to hold your gun upright. a drive by and they only hit an elephant once?
     
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    BIV I'm Biv Dick Black, the Over Poster.

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    You think I don't know? I've got this, baller.
     
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    "Those people" hold the gun that way because that is how it comes out of the box sir.
     

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