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Comedian Shot Dead After Making Islamist Jokes

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  1. KRSOne

    KRSOne Registered User

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    And I thought Commie Canada was bad with their speech fines.
     
  2. gleet

    gleet What's black and white and red all over?

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    Oh my Allah! They killed Kamaal!!!!
     
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    Ballbuster1 In The Danger Zone...
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    Religion of peace... blah, blah, blah.

    Can you really be funny if you're from Somalia?

    And that name would have never worked on the club circuit any way.

    Just sayin....
     
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    Stone my wife. Please.
     
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    "I arranged my 12-year-old daughter's marriage, and now, I'm dodgin' her."
     
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    I saw Hammad, in Muhammad.
     
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    "I tell ya, I get no circumcision."
     
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    Little Boy blew, he was riding an Israeli bus.
     
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    "Little Miss Muffet
    Sat on a tuffet
    And I bit her fuckin' clit off! Oh!"

    If he stuck to material about women, Dice could do a successful soccer stadium tour of the Muslim world. (At least until they found out that he was a Jew.)
     
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    "wanna buy a shanty....door?"
     
  11. Lord Zero

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    "If you check your shoes for Palestinian baby guts more than twice a day, you might be an Israeli."
     
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    Man, Zionists be crazy.
     
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    "A practicing homosexual marries his partner, lives happily for 60 more years, then dies peacefully in his sleep. His sister wears western clothing and becomes a doctor and a Christian while their brother becomes an atheist. The Aristocrats."
     
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    "I saw my wife being stoned by six men, and my daughter said “Shouldn’t you go and help?” to which I replied “Nah, six should be enough.”
     
  15. Lord Zero

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    "Get-R-Dressed."
     
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    "Take my wives...please!"
     
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    Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was shot for being an apostate.
     
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    ruckstande Posts mostly from the shitter.

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    Please welcome, Melvin, the Dead Jew. Say hello to the people Melvin.
    "I kill you."
     
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    Two Jews walk into a bar. I behead them both.
     
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    So my daughter is a real asshole. She actually says to me, "daddy, I want to marry who I want." I'm still trying to figure out how to dispose of the body.
     
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    gleet What's black and white and red all over?

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    Q. What's the hardest part about a Muslim killing his own daughter?
    A. Suppressing the erection.

    Q: How can you tell if a Muslim girl is old enough to marry?
    A: Make her stand in a barrel. If her chin is over the top, she's old enough. If it isn't, cut the barrel down until her chin is over the top.

    A Muslim walks into his local mosque with a big grin on his face.

    "What are you so happy about, Abdul?" Asks the Imam.

    "Well, I'll tell you," replies Abdul. "I live by the railroad tracks and on my way home last night, I noticed a young woman tied to the rails, like in the American movies. I cut her free and took her back to my humble abode. Allah be praised - we made love all night, all around the tent. We did everything, me on top, sometimes her on top, every position permitted by Mohammed, Peace Be Upon Him!"

    "By the most Merciful," exclaimed the Imam, "you have been blessed. Was she as beautiful as a desert flower?"

    Abdul grimaced, "By the Jinn, I do not know - I never found her head."

    Q: What's the difference between Dar al-islam and Dannon yogurt?
    A: The yogurt has a living culture.

    I cheated. http://plancksconstant.org/blog1/2008/09/more_offensive_muslim_jokes.html
     
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    "Beheadings. Why doncha try some a-headings er sumptin'"
     
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    Yaaa.. or befootings.. Double-extremities!
     
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    "fuckin good one, cocksucka"
     
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    "Two women walk into a school. We blow it up!"
     

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