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Comet Elenin heads towards Earth, October 16, 2011

Discussion in 'Current Events' started by Kirk Strong, Aug 19, 2011.

  1. Kirk Strong

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    [video=youtube;5z8f6-kdVl8]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5z8f6-kdVl8&NR=1[/video]

    My guess is nothing will happen.
     
  2. Owenay

    Owenay Those who fail to learn from history are doomed...

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    With any luck there'll be a spaceship hiding in it's tail, just make sure you've got your $5.75 and a new pair of Nikes.
     
  3. MayrMeninoCrash

    MayrMeninoCrash Liberal Psycopath

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    Just don't try to hide in Ned Flanders' fallout shelter.
     
  4. Lord Zero

    Lord Zero Viciously Silly

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    Don't forget the plastic bags.
     
  5. Neon

    Neon ネオン
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    Useless without pics.

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  6. Lord Zero

    Lord Zero Viciously Silly

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    He looks like he's the volunteer in a magic trick.
     
  7. Ballbuster1

    Ballbuster1 In The Danger Zone...
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    It's after I go to Disney World so all's good.
     
  8. Neon

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    Abracadeadmeat.
     
  9. Psychopath

    Psychopath Plata O Plomo

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    When I was a kid, that heavens gate thing gave me nightmares.
     
  10. Psychopath

    Psychopath Plata O Plomo

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    According to the NASA JPL
     
  11. JonBenetRamsey

    JonBenetRamsey well shit the bed

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    he was
     
  12. THE FEZ MAN

    THE FEZ MAN as a matter of fact i dont have 5$

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    i so wish that thing will PLOW into asia or africa.
     
  13. mascan42

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    Ah, shit. I was hoping for nothing but a light show, but if Kirk thinks nothing will happen, it probably will be The End.
     
  14. d0uche_n0zzle

    d0uche_n0zzle **Negative_Creep**

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    I, for one, bow down to our new Alien Overlords...
     
  15. NuttyJim

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    It's not actually a comet but a UFO. It will be then that all our electronics and machines will come alive an try to kill us all. Emilio Estevez will be our only hope!
     
  16. Creasy Bear

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    Sting's lute will save us.
     
  17. Norm Stansfield

    Norm Stansfield 私は亀が好きだ。

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    What a gullible sheeple you are. That's just what the corporations want you to believe, so you keep consuming.

    Trust me, it's the end of days.
     
  18. Begbie

    Begbie Wackbag Generalissimo

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    Isn't this how we meet our ultimate demise in 2012 though? I thought there was supposed to be some cataclysmic global disaster in late-2011 and the rest of us are left suffering until the official "End of Days" sometime in 2012. Perhaps I saw that on some TV show or something.
     
  19. Earth2murf

    Earth2murf HATES EVERYONE!!!

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    Anthony's hog will save us....
     
  20. Southtown

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    Same here. Going Sept 21st-28th. Guess I better go balls out while I am there since it will be my last.
     
  21. Kirk Strong

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    In November yu55 400metres and weighing 55million tons will get closer to earth than the moon.
     
  22. Creasy Bear

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    Alex Jones' survival seeds will protect us.
     
  23. Kirk Strong

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    Good luck with those when the sun is blocked out for a few years.
     
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    Yeah. We're going for the Epcot Food and Wine Festival. Now I have an
    excuse to drink my ass off. ;)
     
  25. mascan42

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    Wait . . . you mean an object with a diameter less than half the distance to my nearest deli, will pass by at a distance equal to more than 8 times around the equator? Panic!!!!! Everybody panic!!! OMGWTF?!?!?!!! :action-sm
     

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