Conan Reboot

silentbob8201

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#1
Saw there was no thread for this and it's coming out this week, it could be shit it could be decent. Marcus Nispell Directing it, so it could be either or. [video=youtube;VXniszN2SWQ]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VXniszN2SWQ[/video] [video=youtube;afKRndn5FKk]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=afKRndn5FKk[/video] Only thing going for this so far is it looks closer to the stories than the Arnold films.
 

lockjaaaaww

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#2
I pray to crumb that it will be good, but if you don't answer my prayers then to hell with you!
 

transit grinder

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#6
I feel so stupid that I just have to admit it, I went to look at Richter's IMDb page to see who he played in the original.

Then I was all "ahhhhhhh shieeeeet."
 

LiddyRules

The 9/11 Moon Landings Were An Outside Job
#8
Rachel Nichols is purdy.
 

Mr. Wacky

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#9
Considering his shit ratings, I was thinkin' you mean Conan O'Brien!

Har!
 

DR. Jimcy M.E.

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#11
Long as they don't push the badass girl angle to much it might be an alright action flick. In the words of Nick DiPaolo "If I have to see another 90 pound blonde kickboxing 8 navy seals to death I'm gonna fucking shoot somebody". This is the time of **** and pillage so selling me on a woman who fights alongside a "barbarian" would take some very good writing which I doubt this movie has.


None the less I like Ron Pearlman so I would give it a shot.
 

Neon

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#12
Long as they don't push the badass girl angle to much it might be an alright action flick. In the words of Nick DiPaolo "If I have to see another 90 pound blonde kickboxing 8 navy seals to death I'm gonna fucking shoot somebody". This is the time of **** and pillage so selling me on a woman who fights alongside a "barbarian" would take some very good writing which I doubt this movie has.


None the less I like Ron Pearlman so I would give it a shot.
Wasn't Red Sonja an ass-kicking chick?
 
#13
Long as they don't push the badass girl angle to much it might be an alright action flick. In the words of Nick DiPaolo "If I have to see another 90 pound blonde kickboxing 8 navy seals to death I'm gonna fucking shoot somebody". This is the time of **** and pillage so selling me on a woman who fights alongside a "barbarian" would take some very good writing which I doubt this movie has.


None the less I like Ron Pearlman so I would give it a shot.
But there was pretty much a bad ass girl in the original movie. Hell Grace Jones was in the second one.
 

Neon

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#14
But there was pretty much a bad ass girl in the original movie. Hell Grace Jones was in the second one.
Right. And Brigitte Nielsen was Red Sonja in a Conan the Barbarian movie (it's being rebooted with Rose McGowan).
 

LiddyRules

The 9/11 Moon Landings Were An Outside Job
#15
Though let's be fair, Conan-era Grace Jones could probably take guys in a fight. I can't say the same about Rachel Nichols. And that Rose McGowen Red Sonja reboot has been discussed for too long to be viable.
 

DR. Jimcy M.E.

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#16
Wasn't Red Sonja an ass-kicking chick?
But there was pretty much a bad ass girl in the original movie. Hell Grace Jones was in the second one.
Right. And Brigitte Nielsen was Red Sonja in a Conan the Barbarian movie (it's being rebooted with Rose McGowan).
Havn't seen the original Conan in a long while but wasn't the badass woman like a amazon looking girl? I have no problem with a giant mean looking women swinging a huge sword with her giant clit but the whole super model who kicks ass bugs me. It just looks silly and takes me out of the whole movie. The new conan looks to much like a pretty boy as well, arnold atleast has that fucking caveman giant eye brow ridge face of his.
 
#17
Havn't seen the original Conan in a long while but wasn't the badass woman like a amazon looking girl? I have no problem with a giant mean looking women swinging a huge sword with her giant clit but the whole super model who kicks ass bugs me. It just looks silly and takes me out of the whole movie. The new conan looks to much like a pretty boy as well, arnold atleast has that fucking caveman giant eye brow ridge face of his.
From what I remember, the chick in Conan was a decent looking blond and may have been a little shorter than Arnold.
 

fletcher

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#18
I thought the title said Conan Robot.

 

DR. Jimcy M.E.

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#20
From what I remember, the chick in Conan was a decent looking blond and may have been a little shorter than Arnold.
Just looked it up, the amazon woman I was thinking of was called Zula and she was from part 2. She looks like she would rip your dick off and make stew with it.
 

Neon

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#21
Havn't seen the original Conan in a long while but wasn't the badass woman like a amazon looking girl? I have no problem with a giant mean looking women swinging a huge sword with her giant clit but the whole super model who kicks ass bugs me. It just looks silly and takes me out of the whole movie. The new conan looks to much like a pretty boy as well, arnold atleast has that fucking caveman giant eye brow ridge face of his.


Looks like just another hot chick to me.
 

DR. Jimcy M.E.

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#22
Looks like just another hot chick to me.
She's hot but she has a sterness (HOO HOO) to her face. Maybe its because shes a bit older but she doesn't look like the giant eyed damsel in distress like the new girl.
 
#23
The chick from the original Conan the Barbarian was played by Sandahl Bergman. She also in Red Sonia.
 

NuttyJim

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#24
This looks like shit. Next they will fuck up Beastmaster too!
 
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