Congratulations to Brother Joe

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Nice to hear that you will be carrying on the Cumia name.
Best wishes to you and your soon to be expanded family.
 

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Nice to hear that you will be carrying on the Cumia name.
Best wishes to you and your soon to be expanded family.
X2

This reminds me to check the 2U schedule. It's been a long time since I've seen a show.
 

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someone has to carry on the Cumia name... It must not die like a certain favorite surname of Anthony's that mysteriously disappeared around April of 1945....
 

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The best way to celebrate is a straight hour of Ol Mein Fuhrer.
 

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Congrats to Brother Joe & **** !

May your child have a love of music and an appreciation of Mitch Hedberg
 

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May your first child be a masculine child.
 

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Congrats Brother Joe! Would you be offended if I buy the baby a guitar pick? :icon_mrgr
 
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Congratulations, Joe. Savor every moment... at first it seems like the kid will never be able to take care of itself, then it's like "holy shit my child is all grown up".

Talk about the lucky lottery... this kid will have Uncle Anthony. I would have killed for an Uncle Anthony when I was a kid.;)
 

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get it a drum kit.
Yeah, I gave my nephews some noisey stuff for their birthdays.
My brother deserved that.

Congratulations, Joe. Savor every moment... at first it seems like the kid will never be able to take care of itself, then it's like "holy shit my child is all grown up".

Talk about the lucky lottery... this kid will have Uncle Anthony. I would have killed for an Uncle Anthony when I was a kid.;)
Yup, kids do grow up fast. Enjoy them while they are young and don't give you any lip.
Any kid that has Anthony for an Uncle is a lucky kid.
 

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Congrats Joe!




ps, when Anthony asks what he should get for your child, ask for the first 2 semesters of college
 

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May your first child be a masculine child.
Fuck! beat me to it. :arrrh:

Good luck with that future NRA member Joe. Get him in the band like rotund LiL Wolfgang. :icon_lol:
 

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Congrats Joe. And a little advice. If you want to make sure you're well taken care of for the rest of your life....ask Ant to be the godfather. He'll feel obligated to say yes and then he'll do everything in his power to make sure nothing happens to you.
 
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If you ever need new furniture, just wait til the lil tyke has a cold and go visit "Uncle Anthony". Your new furniture will be awaiting you on Ant's curb the following day.;)
 

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remember when he turns 13 uncle Anthony can give buzz a call
 

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Hey, congrats Joe.
 

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YES!! Congratulations to Joe and his gal. The best to you both!!
 

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Congrats Brother Joe!!! : )
 
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