Contests Sam Could Enter to Win $$$$$

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Wackbag Staff
#1
Well it seems Sam is not going to get a raise or even a bonus. :icon_cry: Therefore, quick ways for Sam to get $ would be nice. What would be especially nice if Sam entered as many contests as he could like a prize pig to show his desperation. :)

An Example:

Show how Miracle Whip is bringing you and your significant other closer together or driving you apart and you could win $25,000 that you could use for a wedding or divorce-themed activity in Miracle Whip's Not for Every Relationship Contest.

End Date:

August 23, 2011 at 11:59 p.m. ET






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fletcher

Darkness always says hello.
Donator
#2
He should start tapping his foot in executive level mens rooms. That twink could make a small fortune.
 

LiddyRules

The 9/11 Moon Landings Were An Outside Job
#3
Samuel can watch that new TLC show Super Sweepers.
 

Creasy Bear

gorgeousness and gorgeousity made flesh
Donator
#4
We could enter him in the running for the Cock Hungry Power Bottom of the Year award at GayVN.com.

I don't think it comes with a cash prize, but I'm sure that Sam could spin the prestige into some big coin.
 

DeadAnus

Registered User
#6
Good, of all the O&A staff Sam is the last person I would consider. SO glad they got rid of "Backstage with Primetime Sam Roberts"

At least I can take comfort in knowing that I can follow Sam's career after O&A are through and feel better.
 

LiddyRules

The 9/11 Moon Landings Were An Outside Job
#7
Show how Miracle Whip is bringing you and your significant other closer together or driving you apart and you could win $25,000 that you could use for a wedding or divorce-themed activity in Miracle Whip's Not for Every Relationship Contest.
Divorce-themed activity? Like a divorce?

"Show how Miracle Whip is bringing you and your significant other closer together"- do they know how much pornography they have wrought?
 

Yesterdays Hero

She's better than you, Smirkalicious.
#8
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So pleased he doesn't get a thing. Little Cunt.
 

mikeybot

SPANAKOPITA!!!
#9
I'm sure he could raise some extra money doing some independent night shift work in Chelsea
 

Sunsetspawn

Registered User
#10
Actually he could bring a lawsuit against Miracle Whip for discriminating against people whom aren't in relationships...

wait a second, that's brilliant!
 

LiddyRules

The 9/11 Moon Landings Were An Outside Job
#11
Actually he could bring a lawsuit against Miracle Whip for discriminating against people whom aren't in relationships...

wait a second, that's brilliant!
He's engaged. Now I'm off to find a signficant other willing to cover herself in mayo and fuck me while I'm covered in mayo and using mayo as lube. Then, after we're both freshly fucked, we're going to eat mayo off of one another. The film will begin with the only line of dialogue: "that was a crazy wedding."
 

Josh_R

Registered User
#12
He should enter the "How many shotgun blasts to the face can you survive?" contest.
 

Hoffman

Guess who's back? Hoffman's back
#13
I've got to imagine that there is twink porn.
 

BIV

I'm Biv Dick Black, the Over Poster.
#14
Don't know why he is still there actually. He may be the most talented person on the staff. I don't see him having a problem getting a real gig.
 

Creasy Bear

gorgeousness and gorgeousity made flesh
Donator
#15
Don't know why he is still there actually. He may be the most talented person on the staff. I don't see him having a problem getting a real gig.
You should get your eyes checked.
 

Creasy Bear

gorgeousness and gorgeousity made flesh
Donator
#20
And you don't know shit about radio. I don't tell you what makes a good burger flipper.
I know enough about radio to know that choosing a career in radio is akin to taking a vow of poverty. But I don't need to tell you that, do I? You being a man of the threadbare radio cloth and all.

Oh... and I've held exactly one McJob in my entire life... I bagged groceries and wrangled shopping carts from 15 to 17 years old. And the first job I got when I left the military paid more than an O&A producer job... and that was over 20 years ago in Albany, NY.

I made more money in my starter job 20 years ago in upstate NY with no college degree, than a SiriusXM producer with a communications degree makes in Manhattan today.

So I know that about radio.
 

BIV

I'm Biv Dick Black, the Over Poster.
#21
I know enough about radio to know that choosing a career in radio is akin to taking a vow of poverty. But I don't need to tell you that, do I? You being a man of the threadbare radio cloth and all.

Oh... and I've held exactly one McJob in my entire life... I bagged groceries and wrangled shopping carts from 15 to 17 years old. And the first job I got when I left the military paid more than an O&A producer job... and that was over 20 years ago in Albany, NY.

I made more money in my starter job 20 years ago in upstate NY with no college degree, than a SiriusXM producer with a communications degree makes in Manhattan today.

So I know that about radio.
Can't really argue with any of that.
 

Creasy Bear

gorgeousness and gorgeousity made flesh
Donator
#22
Can't really argue with any of that.
Don't let that stop you from calling me thou globby bottle of cheap, stinking chip oil. This is wackbag after all... since when has the lack of an argument stopped anyone here?
 

BIV

I'm Biv Dick Black, the Over Poster.
#23
Don't let that stop you from calling me thou globby bottle of cheap, stinking chip oil. This is wackbag after all... since when has the lack of an argument stopped anyone here?
Yeah, you fucking suck. Eat dick.
 

DeadAnus

Registered User
#25
And you don't know shit about radio. I don't tell you what makes a good burger flipper.
Sam is a hack, the set at Hard Rock proves it. Even in small doses he sucks. As far as radio goes, who gives a fuck? I can't be the only one that cringes a little whenever Opie says "I've been in radio since I was 18 years old!" Like its something to be proud of.
 
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