Contests Sam Could Enter to Win $$$$$

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Well it seems Sam is not going to get a raise or even a bonus. :icon_cry: Therefore, quick ways for Sam to get $ would be nice. What would be especially nice if Sam entered as many contests as he could like a prize pig to show his desperation. :)

An Example:

Show how Miracle Whip is bringing you and your significant other closer together or driving you apart and you could win $25,000 that you could use for a wedding or divorce-themed activity in Miracle Whip's Not for Every Relationship Contest.

End Date:

August 23, 2011 at 11:59 p.m. ET






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fletcher

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He should start tapping his foot in executive level mens rooms. That twink could make a small fortune.
 

LiddyRules

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Samuel can watch that new TLC show Super Sweepers.
 

Creasy Bear

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We could enter him in the running for the Cock Hungry Power Bottom of the Year award at GayVN.com.

I don't think it comes with a cash prize, but I'm sure that Sam could spin the prestige into some big coin.
 

DeadAnus

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Good, of all the O&A staff Sam is the last person I would consider. SO glad they got rid of "Backstage with Primetime Sam Roberts"

At least I can take comfort in knowing that I can follow Sam's career after O&A are through and feel better.
 

LiddyRules

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Show how Miracle Whip is bringing you and your significant other closer together or driving you apart and you could win $25,000 that you could use for a wedding or divorce-themed activity in Miracle Whip's Not for Every Relationship Contest.
Divorce-themed activity? Like a divorce?

"Show how Miracle Whip is bringing you and your significant other closer together"- do they know how much pornography they have wrought?
 

mikeybot

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I'm sure he could raise some extra money doing some independent night shift work in Chelsea
 

Sunsetspawn

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Actually he could bring a lawsuit against Miracle Whip for discriminating against people whom aren't in relationships...

wait a second, that's brilliant!
 

LiddyRules

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Actually he could bring a lawsuit against Miracle Whip for discriminating against people whom aren't in relationships...

wait a second, that's brilliant!
He's engaged. Now I'm off to find a signficant other willing to cover herself in mayo and fuck me while I'm covered in mayo and using mayo as lube. Then, after we're both freshly fucked, we're going to eat mayo off of one another. The film will begin with the only line of dialogue: "that was a crazy wedding."
 

Josh_R

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He should enter the "How many shotgun blasts to the face can you survive?" contest.
 

Hoffman

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I've got to imagine that there is twink porn.
 

BIV

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Don't know why he is still there actually. He may be the most talented person on the staff. I don't see him having a problem getting a real gig.
 

Creasy Bear

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Don't know why he is still there actually. He may be the most talented person on the staff. I don't see him having a problem getting a real gig.
You should get your eyes checked.
 

Creasy Bear

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And you don't know shit about radio. I don't tell you what makes a good burger flipper.
I know enough about radio to know that choosing a career in radio is akin to taking a vow of poverty. But I don't need to tell you that, do I? You being a man of the threadbare radio cloth and all.

Oh... and I've held exactly one McJob in my entire life... I bagged groceries and wrangled shopping carts from 15 to 17 years old. And the first job I got when I left the military paid more than an O&A producer job... and that was over 20 years ago in Albany, NY.

I made more money in my starter job 20 years ago in upstate NY with no college degree, than a SiriusXM producer with a communications degree makes in Manhattan today.

So I know that about radio.
 

BIV

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I know enough about radio to know that choosing a career in radio is akin to taking a vow of poverty. But I don't need to tell you that, do I? You being a man of the threadbare radio cloth and all.

Oh... and I've held exactly one McJob in my entire life... I bagged groceries and wrangled shopping carts from 15 to 17 years old. And the first job I got when I left the military paid more than an O&A producer job... and that was over 20 years ago in Albany, NY.

I made more money in my starter job 20 years ago in upstate NY with no college degree, than a SiriusXM producer with a communications degree makes in Manhattan today.

So I know that about radio.
Can't really argue with any of that.
 

Creasy Bear

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Can't really argue with any of that.
Don't let that stop you from calling me thou globby bottle of cheap, stinking chip oil. This is wackbag after all... since when has the lack of an argument stopped anyone here?
 

BIV

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Don't let that stop you from calling me thou globby bottle of cheap, stinking chip oil. This is wackbag after all... since when has the lack of an argument stopped anyone here?
Yeah, you fucking suck. Eat dick.
 

DeadAnus

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And you don't know shit about radio. I don't tell you what makes a good burger flipper.
Sam is a hack, the set at Hard Rock proves it. Even in small doses he sucks. As far as radio goes, who gives a fuck? I can't be the only one that cringes a little whenever Opie says "I've been in radio since I was 18 years old!" Like its something to be proud of.